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MidnightArtBurn

  1. I broke a knife today... they just don't make sharp blades as durable as they used to. "They" meaning societies knife makers.
  2. @JaiiSoFly did u see that #wizfollowmenext was trending? lqtm your not the only one haha
  3. Why don't you ever see normal people standing next to the homeless with signs that say "need money to fix sports car" or "need new weave" ?
  4. #youknowurboredwhen you jump on a twitter trend wagon
  5. @Murgatroyds If you'd seen my other tweets you'd know that's not the case.
  6. @Murgatroyds Well I can only speak for myself but I'll use any excuse to bring hard nipples into a conversation! Just because.
  7. Since her show's trending... who else is looking forward to her new book Lies Chelsea Handler told me? I know I am!
  8. @Murgatroyds good question!
  9. They need to make goldfish crackers that have a resilience to water. It would make playing with them & eating them after, much more fun!
  10. I think it's crazy that stoners celebrate on 4/20 when it's also Adolf Hitler birthday and the anniversary of the Columbine shootings...
  11. The Billion Dollar Hobo, The Cracksman, The Kung Fu Mummy, The Hebrew Hammer, The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington, The Pigkeeper's Daughter.
  12. He Died with a Felafel in His Hand, Blood and Donuts, Who's Your Monkey, It's Easier for a Camel, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Skid Marks...
  13. Crazy movie titles via Netflix: Cannibal! The Musical, Teenage Catgirls in Heat, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Cocaine Angel...
  14. Rain water, ocean water, toilet water and bottled water all have the same thing in common.
  15. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies! lqtm :)