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MiddleSwine

  1. SUGAR CANCER ZOMBIES #PANIC “@alecbaldwin Sugar is fast approaching the status of tobacco and alcohol: poisonous when used to excess.”
  2. That doesn't make any sense, dipshit. “RT @alecbaldwin: @JulianBelk @andylevy I love guys like you. You're the Tom Delay of twitter”
  3. @OriginalHrishiD @brtstlnd 99 Red Vaginas #replaceyourfavoritesongwithvagina
  4. @Corz69 @brtstlnd @originalhrishid there's no such thing as a bad M car. the "worst M" is the x6m which is bonkers.
  5. @Corz69 @brtstlnd @GameOfThrones is the best show on tv. Enjoy.
  6. @OriginalHrishiD about a mile away but essentially yes.
  7. #skyline #wtc #nyc #sunset instagr.am/p/LT4udHE4dq/
  8. @HowardStern @kulabooey why not do a sequel to private parts? There's a decade and a half of new material. #thepeoplewanttit
  9. @luiscquinteros Still looks tasty!
  10. @jaketapper While we're waiting for the jury, here are some goats fainting while yakety sax plays: youtube.com/watch?v=iyReSM…
  11. @BizNasty2point0 Lidstrom is a beauty.
  12. @TaraHammm KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
  13. @ComfortablySmug W is trolling Obama so hard right now. #LetTheEagleSoar