MicroSeth
- Heard a story at work about horrible yeast infections resulting from teenage girls soaking tampons in alcohol to get drunk.10:57 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
- Today, I saw a Prius driving with a medium sized, leafy tree sticking out of the passenger window. There's going green but come on.9:33 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- @scottaukerman Not a song but I dig "Spatula City". Favorite song is definitely the very first Weird Al song I ever heard, "Eat It".9:58 AM Jun 19th from web
- @atsirhc So you're going to be making booze advertisements?9:54 AM Jun 19th from web in reply to atsirhc
- I have a certified letter at the USPS. I hate that. I assume it must be something bad because if it were anything good I'd get an email.9:49 AM Jun 19th from web
- OH: Girl 1-"But he has to wear Velcro shoes." Girl 2-"So? That doesn't mean he can't be a Marine." (To an ex-Army guy, that's really funny.)8:52 PM Jun 13th from Tweetie
- Was reminded that the fighting neighbors have argued about washing dishes before. They either need a marriage counselor or dishwasher.7:34 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie
- @atsirhc At least if it were in Romanian I could put some sad violin music on in the background and pretend I'm in a foreign film.6:11 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie in reply to atsirhc
- @atsirhc Doesn't excuse fighting and bad treatment of your loved ones but cut them some slack because it sucks right now for them.4:28 AM Jun 9th from web in reply to atsirhc
- @atsirhc Well, they're a lot of lower income families that have big problems right now. I've seen two families get evicted lately. Sucks4:26 AM Jun 9th from web in reply to atsirhc
- Cops just came to my door to ask about domestic violence during the fight. I answered in my "I STEAL COP CARS!" t-shirt. That's good times.3:58 AM Jun 9th from web
- The neighbors' yelling argument outside is now concerning who always cleans "the gross crockpot". I volunteer if it will stop the insanity.3:51 AM Jun 9th from web
- After 6 months of having an anemone in my aquarium, the clownfish FINALLY realized it's there and decided to live in it. It's pretty rad.3:33 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie
- Neighbors, 0420 is not an appropriate time to have a loud, raccous, drunken agrument outside. Oh, nevermind. I was up anyway.3:26 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie
- @digitalkitty It's great that Colbert is there. I've been in the palace that he's in but it wasn't as nice back then before they restored it3:04 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie in reply to digitalkitty
- @atsirhc I passed it twice and the bus smashed it up against a light pole. It was munched pretty good on both sides. Morale: buses bite.2:59 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie in reply to atsirhc
- @NWF Well played, NWF. And come to think of it both the snow leopard and the Mac are low in numbers because of bad choices from humans.2:56 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie in reply to NWF
- Just saw an idiot try to cut inside of a city bus on a right hand turn but he lost big time.4:22 PM Jun 8th from Tweetie
- @NWF I can't hug a real Snow Leopard but I can hug my Mac. (You guys do good work. Thanks.)12:04 PM Jun 8th from web in reply to NWF
- Loved the Alan Alda 30 Rock gag about a man crying about a chicken and a baby, when he thought this was a comedy show. That was great.7:08 AM May 15th from Tweetie
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- Name Seth Williams
- Location Salt Lake City, UT
- Bio Microbiologist, ex-Army combat medic, Iraq vet, "plays" the bass, speaks Portuguese, Mac user, Firefly lover..
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