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  1. Haha ever been asked to work for free? Hilarious response!: RT @DesignObserver Say Fuck You with a Pie Chart: http://bit.ly/4B0ASH
  2. How many New Age musicians to change a lightbulb? ...They don't change the lightbulb. They nurture it until it has a healing experience...
  3. RT @rnrgeek Ronnie James Dio diagnosed with stomach cancer http://bit.ly/5dv2Qn
  4. How many lead guitarists to screw in a lightbulb? ...Four, one to screw in the lightbulb and three to say 'pffff, I can do that'...
  5. Scotsman lived in the Loch Had holes down the length of his c*ck He could get n erection & play a selection Of synonymous tunes of punk rock
  6. I think my band needs to invest in a "CryBaby Pedal" which makes rhythm guitarists happy they don't get to solo.
  7. What do Beethoven and Schubert have in common? ...The both didn't play the banjo...
  8. @Billyjensen Cheers Billy! Yes it's all about the lawr of averages, innit? ;-)
  9. "So, are you more heavily vested in indexed or growth funds...?" #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus
  10. RT @FernandoDANTE: #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus "NOOO thanks, I'm married!"
  11. RT @AndrewKarnavas HAHA, so good! RT @Billyjensen: Neil Young Sings the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. http://bit.ly/6FxrYT
  12. RT @FluffySucks: "No thanx Not tonite I have a show tomorrow!" #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus
  13. RT @FluffySucks: "Settle down back there or I a turning this bus around!" #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus
  14. "Ladies, I'll need to see some proof of age, please." #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus
  15. "Should we go back and get the drummer...?" #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus
  16. "I really enjoy helping the keyboard player load the B3 and two Leslies; it keeps me in shape." #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus
  17. Haha RT @dstarpro: #thingsyouwillneverhearonthebandbus "You know what this place could use - a little potpourri"
  18. Things you will never hear on the band bus: "Hey, who cleaned up in here, this bus smells like a spring breeze...!"
  19. So great!! RT @FluffySucks Very UNIQUE cover of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" http://tinyurl.com/bohoMupets ENJOY!
  20. Is the album titled "Shark Sandwich 2: Electric Boogaloo"? RT @BigBley THAT'S RIGHT: AN ALBUM. OF MUSIC. BY STEVEN SEAGAL. Wow.