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Michealpkw

  1. Words are often seen hunting for an idea,but ideas are never seen hunting for words
  2. The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity
  3. Fortran manual for Xerox computers The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3
  4. Conviction without experience makes for harshness
  5. Commerce is a game of skill which everyone cannot play and few can play well
  6. My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana
  7. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
  8. With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs
  9. Go placidly amongst the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence
  10. I wish I could teach the sad young men of this mealy generation the courage of their confusion
  11. Samuel Johnson [letter, 1782] Never speak of a man in his own presence
  12. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist
  13. If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive
  14. Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs
  15. It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust
  16. The question was put to him, what hope is; and his answer was, The dream of a waking man
  17. The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom
  18. Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think
  19. Winston Churchill We make a living by what we get
  20. Patience is bitter, but the fruit is sweet