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  1. Until I can afford time & money to pump up this machine with synthetic terabyte-steroids, it can only process "Pong" at lightning-fast speed
  2. My computer has now become so slow that it no longer is a "Special-Ed" speed of computer, but instead requires a handicapped sticker
  3. RT @fubar69: "Morpheus is too much like Neil Gaiman, Prince of Stories. The character was modeled on him."
  4. I'm dancing at the keyboard to Simonetti's horror music like the Devil in "Fantasia"'s "Night On Bald Mountain" while studying
  5. RT @vardenrhode: RT @db: How many Twitter followers does it take to get a job?: http://bit.ly/4gpDwi via @Mazi
  6. RT @BostonUpdate: National news: Report: Bush program extended beyond wiretapping - http://is.gd/1tS6u
  7. RT @robertHarper: Is it too easy to spam Twitter by using hashtags? http://bit.ly/EC0CB
  8. RT @MommyInChief: Good info. RT @alyssaavant: Re-Purposing Your Content: http://EzineArticles.com/?i...
  9. @Christiegarcia Yeah. Of course I meant spraying the burrito BEFORE you eat it. Not after it's digested. That's just gross. :P
  10. @mikesemple Well, y'know, you'd call yourself a pimp and you'd use a gardening-hoe. Nm. It's boring now bc I have to explain it.
  11. @its_me_betty @siccmarvelous #Thanks for the #FollowFriday support. :) #FF
  12. @forces2 That's not how you do it! You freshen a room by spraying a bean burrito all over the place!
  13. @webaddict Mmm, cheeseburger: www.➡.ws/䖇ὲ hehehe
  14. @webaddict "I saw a snail... crawling on the edge of a razor-blade... on a CHEESEBURGER!" -@COL_Walt_Kurtz ;P
  15. @mikesemple I believe you should name your gardening website "Pimps With Hoes". I mean, it's relevant...
  16. @webaddict If I hacked my brain, it would be like the conclusion to "Apocalypse Now". There'd be the sacrifice too. (Mmm, cheeseburgers.)
  17. @workingmoms If life were like that, day-to-day normal existence would not feel as fun as slicing off your own ear. :P
  18. @TheBloggess It's good for affirmative action though. Under the previous administration we had our first mentally retarded president.
  19. @TheBloggess I feel the same way. I think the chemicals in food or water are creating a mass population of mentally retarded people.
  20. @its_me_betty LOL!!