michael_bay
- People in glass houses should not throw stones. It also turns out that visitors should not throw hand grenades. BOOM SHATTER BOOM.34 minutes ago from Tweetie
- Ok, done with my saxophone solo.about 6 hours ago from API
- SAXOPHONE SOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- ...and THAT is how you make a 7 layer cake with nothing but flour, water, sugar, and 18 pounds of C4. Happy Birthday, Grandma.about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
- People are asking for a photo of my new glasses. Here you go: http://twitpic.com/adp3f5:00 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- http://twitpic.com/adp3f -4:59 PM Jul 14th from TwitPic
- I look really, REALLY good in these sunglasses.4:40 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Teaching a sitar lesson.9:50 AM Jul 14th from web
- Listen Palin, I don't care how many moose meat samplers you send me, I'm not putting you in any of my movies.3:12 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- Damn girl. Why don't you slip into something a little more sexy and put on our song? http://budurl.com/3zzt5:48 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Wow, it's beautiful out. This is the kind of day you want to do something outdoors and relaxing. Like go to the park and start a grass fire.10:29 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- HEY! Get off my moped!4:13 PM Jul 9th from API
- Just putting my name on the Earth Evac. list. http://budurl.com/fhqt10:55 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Why am I not on a Wheaties box? Someone put me on a Wheaties Box. NOW. MOVE!6:02 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Sorry folks, tearing up here at the McNamara memorial. The tribute video is SOOO Robert. A true pioneer: http://budurl.com/bjta2:25 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Enjoying the potstickers and shu-mei at the McNamara memorial. #robertmcnamara2:16 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Headed to the Robert McNamara memorial. Guaranteed to be 500% more napalm.1:08 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- I don't get it. Are they saving the fireworks and zombie breakdancers for the end? #michaeljackson12:33 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Excuse me, homeless guy: Do you really need that Rockstar Energy Drink?10:41 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Any ideas on how to get 1990 Cristal Brut out of a Picasso? Gasoline and a wire brush is NOT working.10:09 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
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