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  1. @PeteTerranova Just finished reading my first book on a Kindle. I no longer want to pick up a print book and read. Didn't expect that.
  2. @RuthAnneAdams Happy Thanksgiving, Ruth Anne. I forgot to ask - did you join the Army in order to brie all that you could brie?
  3. @RuthAnneAdams Its at a cool little diner called Honey Pie. Kind of a tattoo'd counter culture place with excellent food and....pie!
  4. Couldn't wait until tomorrow. http://yfrog.com/1divtej
  5. @RuthAnneAdams Chihuahua! That was quite a sneeze! #whatafriendwehaveincheeses
  6. @RuthAnneAdams 'It's Wensleydale, Gromit!" http://bit.ly/5iuTZr #whatafriendwehaveincheeses
  7. @RuthAnneAdams You should proceed caerphilly, what with our strep throat and all. #whatafriendwehaveincheeses
  8. In Wisconsin, where I live, every parent is expected to read The Velveeta Rabbit to his or her toddlers at bedtime.
  9. @SteveSchippert The MSNBC exit strategy is "Last viewer, please turn off the transmitter and drive Olberman home."
  10. Stavros knew that he'd one day follow his father and grandfather into the cheesemaking business. It was a feta accompli.
  11. @BirdieBob @BirdieBob Only when they herve time.
  12. With No AGW, Singer Sheryl Crow has announced lifting her policy of using one square of toilet paper per sitting. http://bit.ly/6s7NG
  13. BREAKING!!: Harry Reid announces intent to rush Cap & Trade Bill to a vote "before it gets any warmer this winter."
  14. @chickelit Whoever "John" is, he's got it nailed, and seems to have the trollls feet held to the fire. At least for a while.
  15. BREAKING!!: Hackers discover emails confirming that Super Hadron Collider is actually a collision-avoidance device.
  16. Climategate explanation: "We encrypted the data by inversion so George W Bush wouldn't be able to understand it."
  17. @RuthAnneAdams Just in time for the holiday! Going to the ER for ear infections used to be a regular holiday event for us.
  18. @BirdieBob LOL!
  19. Then after work, the cheesemakers go home to watch re-runs of The Muensters.
  20. At the end of each work shift, do cheesemakers high-five each other and yell "Whey to go!"?