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  1. The first thanksgiving was outside? In November? In mass? about 23 hours ago from mobile web
  2. How dose the guy who created "mad about you" stay out of a shower with his shotgun? 9:36 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. I look at Santa the same way I look at Clowns. As weirdos. Weirdos who hang around kids. 12:36 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. You are racing to the grave, I'm not sure if the grim ripper runs, but I know you don't. 6:31 AM Nov 24th from mobile web
  5. If there is one word I don't want in front of "core" it's "soft". 7:16 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. The only thing that kept me out of NASA was grades, otherwise I would've been there. 6:12 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Mormons are the George Lucas of religion. You had to add stuff? Cant you leave well enough alone? I cant read the first 2 books, let alone 3 8:32 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. I have a face for TV, but radio suits me to. http://tinyurl.com/yalrvuk 7:04 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. Stereotypes are time savers. 6:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. If I went to a pet store and somebody said, "Would you like a kitten?". I'd say, "Not now Honey, I just ate." 10:55 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. I look at a chimp the same way I look at a steak. 10:55 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. Vote for me under "best twiiter" http://tinyurl.com/yawxnoz 7:28 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. Horror movies are the heavy metal of music. 4:32 PM Nov 17th from web
  14. Okay, I'm gonna take a cab home, what are we gonna to, put my car in the trunk?!? 11:23 AM Nov 17th from web
  15. What I fucking hate about rap music, is it's like they're reading you a list of their recent purchases. 11:13 AM Nov 17th from web
  16. Let me say, if you can carry your dog around in a bag...you don't have a dog 3:23 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. I'm getting rid of the internet....I don't think it works anymore 4:10 PM Nov 15th from web
  18. If you want to win a war, you have to stop wearing red coats. And give the piccolo player a rifle for fuck sake. 4:05 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. No man likes being a Grandpa. When he sees a child coming at him it is like looking at a Tombstone. 6:14 AM Nov 14th from web
  20. I said to my mom"I want to go to the other mass with the other kids" the day that happened I went to what I call "Our Lady of Dunkin Donuts" 2:27 PM Nov 13th from web