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  1. Today, I learned that people freakin' love it if you turn up to work in a bow tie. about 1 hour ago from Echofon
  2. @johnbidder Just Shanks's pony and the train tonight. My wife is picking me up from the station though. about 1 hour ago from Echofon in reply to johnbidder
  3. @chris_hall62 Only 7.30. I'm outta here in 90 seconds! about 1 hour ago from Echofon in reply to chris_hall62
  4. @Sianz Thank you. I have the soul of a poet. Also the consumptive cough. about 1 hour ago from Echofon in reply to Sianz
  5. I'm off upstairs to tidy some books. I'm v lonely in the basement office tonight. #latenightlibrarian about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  6. Preston City Council's cycle route map is teh awesome. #imightbelyingaboutthis about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  7. @ijclark He's ace. I bet he votes UKIP. about 2 hours ago from Echofon in reply to ijclark
  8. My brain failed about three hours ago. I have another hour left at work. The lurgy affects my mental capacity. about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  9. @ijclark I get scared by the random comment generator. It's eerily accurate! Your nemesis needs to add "publish this if you dare" to fit in. about 3 hours ago from Echofon in reply to ijclark
  10. @ijclark That's brilliant. It's a candidate for http://bit.ly/1G0Hk4. about 3 hours ago from Echofon in reply to ijclark
  11. @CHARGEBIKES Teacup, griddle, saucepan, slotted spoon and cafetiere. about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to CHARGEBIKES
  12. Northern Rail's logic: let's put a two-carriage train on for the service arriving in Manchester at 8.45. Dumbasses. #northernfail about 12 hours ago from Echofon
  13. I am listening to Xmas tunes on the train. Starting with, erm, My Chemical Romance. about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  14. @pbonewell I might start doing that in real life. Or I might email MarComms and offer to show them how to do it properly. 11:22 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to pbonewell
  15. @pbonewell It looks like it's being written by someone who's never seen Twitter: everything starts with NEWS or ALERT. Very odd. 10:28 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to pbonewell
  16. @neilwhitten She's 27, and the man in question is her husband. The baby is due on Christmas day! We are all very excited. 2:40 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to neilwhitten
  17. Going to see my sister today. A man put a baby in her tummy. 12:36 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  18. @l4urence I'll tweet a pic on Monday. But yes, it still folds fine! Levers are angled down slightly. I'm very pleased with it. 12:47 PM Nov 28th from Echofon in reply to l4urence
  19. @bekios Good news: I have perfected the mojito royale. 12:39 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  20. This afternoon, I have been to a secret room in the basement of the Town Hall. It was pretty cool. 8:21 AM Nov 28th from Echofon