MichaelScott
- I've said it before, and I'll say it again: there are 2 no more beautiful words than "three day weekend".9:36 AM May 22nd from web
- n these trying times, I'm doing what I can to boost morale...so I'm unveiling a fancy new lobster vending machine: http://bit.ly/10y7FN6:26 PM May 20th from web
- I have just hired an answering service to handle all my incoming calls after several angry and abusive messages from the Buffalo area code.1:48 PM May 19th from web
- Working on making some sweeping changes during my first 100 days (back) in office...5:12 PM May 6th from web
- I don't know what Packer is talking about...I've tried like, 10 different dictionaries and "gullible" is listed in all of them. Tool.5:39 PM May 1st from web
- Todd Packer just called me to tell me a fun fact: the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary. Looking it up now...5:17 PM Apr 30th from web
- @szosborne Ryan7:50 PM Apr 29th from Tweetie in reply to szosborne
- @Kaitia Q:if u weren't the boss of DM, who would u want to b the boss? A:Phil Jackson-we're both zen masters & I could coach the Lakers5:02 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to Kaitia
- @Bill_Cecchini yes, I'm pretty sure that @rainnwilson is a fake. Good catch.4:53 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to Bill_Cecchini
- Bio updated...thanks to everyone who reminded me.4:34 PM Apr 29th from web
- While you wait for Thursday to see what happened at DM, any good stories from any of you about causal Fridays gone awry?5:57 PM Apr 28th from web
- This week, you'll all be "treated" to a glimpse of what happened when casual Friday got a little too casual.5:18 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
- Good to be back in the old office. Now, what to do about Dwight's disloyalty?10:50 AM Apr 24th from web
- @esjesj 3 things: 1) you're welcome; 2) your avatar looks like that Prince video; 3) is your place of business in need of any paper?6:39 PM Apr 23rd from web in reply to esjesj
- Not having my own office is really cramping my style when it comes to watching YouTube videos and karaoke. Researching cube walls.5:44 PM Apr 23rd from web
- @becca1103 all of the cheese ball tosses were done in a single take. True story.6:37 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to becca1103
- What you didn't see last night: how Dwight's actions are destroying friendships and lives. Here's a clip: http://bit.ly/GK7G46:16 AM Apr 17th from web
- Corporate sponsorship deal with Mott's fell through. Now working on deal with Chili's, new home of the Michael Scott awards, (fmrly Dundees)12:24 PM Apr 16th from web
- Ladies and Gentlemen, The Michael Scott Paper Company proudly presents our new corporate website: http://bit.ly/16iibz7:28 AM Apr 16th from web
- Tonight you'll see Dwight showing his true colors...6:14 AM Apr 16th from web
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- Name Michael Scott
- Location Scranton, PA
- Bio Former, now current very awesome boss at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, PA.
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