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  1. Okay,I admitted it. Like Meredith Baxter...I also love the ladies. I too... must be a lesbian. about 20 hours ago from web
  2. @MarshallKarp Yup, I'm just a dude who can't say no...to the ladies. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to MarshallKarp
  3. @louisbyrd3 Thanks for all the retweets! How's my hometown? about 20 hours ago from web in reply to louisbyrd3
  4. Like Meredith Baxter, I want to come out: I...am straight. Please respect my wife, four children and hot man-nanny's right to privacy. 7:15 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. 60 Billion more dollars to stay in Afghanistan 'til 2011. Wondering what else we could be doing with 60... Billion... Dollars...? 2:48 PM Dec 1st from web
  6. @MOCO77 You played her like stink on a dung whistle. (What?) Let's do a film together, make a fast billion $ and tell HWood to suck it. 2:34 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to MOCO77
  7. @MOCO77 Hey, I saw you in a funny pilot while I was working on a movie in New York. The editor showed me your scenes. You were hilarious! 2:22 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to MOCO77
  8. @CrimMinds_CBS Wow! I made the bracket! 2:16 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to CrimMinds_CBS
  9. 60 Billion more dollars to stay in Afghanistan 'til 2011. But I was hoping Obama would use that money to kill gramma. Happy, RIght Wingers? 2:07 PM Dec 1st from web
  10. My wife just used my Emmy award to break into the garage and accidentally brutally broke my girlfriend's BMW... and my fingers. Free Tiger! 7:18 AM Dec 1st from web
  11. SHERRI Finale Tonight at 10:00 PM on Lifetime. Who will @SherriEShepherd choose? Me or @Malcolmjamalwar? Check it out. Free Tiger Woods! 6:32 AM Dec 1st from web
  12. @MOCO77 Watchin' you, Collins. Always watchin...yooouuuuuu! 9:30 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to MOCO77
  13. G'night Tweet-a-philes. I'm off to not have sex. 9:22 PM Nov 30th from web
  14. @blogdiva A warning. I saw The Road. If you loved the book, see the movie. But six minutes in and I was a blubbering wreck. Mortensen kills. 9:20 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to blogdiva
  15. What's Worse: Drinking warm bum spit or another Twilight movie? 8:50 PM Nov 30th from web
  16. @SARARUEFORREAL Ruuuuuuuue! R u wearing a scarf right now? I AM! Five minutes ago it was wrapped around my balls! (Bowling balls, perv.) 8:46 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to SARARUEFORREAL
  17. What's Worse: Watching Biggest Loser or doin' Daddy's prostate rub? 8:33 PM Nov 30th from web
  18. @hoseachanchez Lookin' for my TV son. Daddy's over @SherriEShepherd now. Better Tweet me 'fore the streetlights come on! "Chauncey." 8:20 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to hoseachanchez
  19. What's worse: Listening to Sarah Palin on Healthcare... or giving Granpa a handjob? 6:08 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. @SherriEShepherd has a problem. Will it be me, or @malcolmjamalwar? There can be only 1! Watch season fin of SHERRI, Tues 10:00 on Lifetime. 9:49 AM Nov 29th from web
  • Name MICHAEL BOATMAN
  • Location New York
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio Actor: Spin CIty, Arli$$. China Beach. SHERRI. Hamburger Hill. Author: The Revenant Road (2009) Think Men in Black meets Shaun of the Dead
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