MichaelMcIntyre
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Lots of leads today. Let's see how many become dark, empty allys tomorrow.
1:43 PM Dec 1st
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My son's dribbling of the basketball outside sounds like the inside of my head after a night of Great Lakes pints. Hurts less, though.
12:53 PM Nov 14th
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I had forgotten about the diapered astronaut. Thank you, news cycle, for bringing that smile back to my face.
1:20 PM Nov 10th
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Massive wave of tiredness is hitting me at work. Want to pull a Costanza and go fetal under the desk. Must set cell phone to buzz me in 20.
12:17 PM Nov 5th
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Check out for offbeat takes on the less publicized races in Northeat Ohio, including the guy with the messy room.
7:30 AM Nov 5th
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@ No one loses big like USC.
11:22 AM Nov 2nd
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in reply to SportsNation
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My storm door is falling off the house, frame and all. Is there a duct tape for that?
11:21 AM Nov 2nd
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First deadline day in three months. Crushing workload. Can't be late. And yet I sit here all a-Twitter.
6:50 AM Oct 30th
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Hosting forum at the City Club of Cleveland in an hour. Must remember to wear pants.
8:02 AM Oct 15th
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It still hurts.
8:36 PM Oct 9th
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Saw "Cloudy with a Chance of Napping" today. Nothing really wrong with it, except it is exactly like EVERY OTHER KIDS MOVIE they churn out.
3:12 PM Oct 9th
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Is there anything more disgusting than chicken skin? Unless it's battered and fried by grandma, chicken skin is a big, soggy, scab. Blech.
5:06 PM Oct 8th
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I have to go furniture shopping. I plan to sleep on all of the couches just to make sure. Might even unbuckle my pants and drink a beer.
9:50 AM Oct 3rd
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@ Who is better, Mott or Hoople?
6:36 AM Oct 2nd
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in reply to radiohannibal
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Tried Via instant coffee at Starbucks. It has kind of a slippery mouthfeel. I didn't love it, but I do love saying "slippery mouthfeel."
6:34 AM Oct 2nd
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@ Umm, I walked all the way to the fridge.
6:26 PM Oct 1st
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@ @ I didn't shave the head. I didn't get sheared, just clipped. It's closer than usual, but still thick and luxurious!
6:24 PM Oct 1st
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in reply to harspector
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@ I didn't shave it. Just clipped it closer than usual. The thatch is still onthe roof.
10:25 AM Oct 1st
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in reply to dougpoker
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@ How much does that instant coffee cost?
10:24 AM Oct 1st
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in reply to danbobkoff
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I don't know what came over me, but I told the barber to put down the scissors and fire up the clippers. My head feels naked now.
9:35 AM Oct 1st
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- Name MichaelMcIntyre
- Location Cleveland, Ohio
- Web http://www.clevel...
- Bio I write stuff for The Plain Dealer and cleveland.com.
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