MichaelMassa1
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Need a light? @ @
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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Oh, you posted a picture of alcohol on Facebook? Tell us more about your magnificent social life.
7:11 PM May 29th
via Buffer
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When he slices onions, the onions cry.
7:00 PM May 29th
via HootSuite
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WARNING: if you have that I think is funny, interesting, or awesome, it WILL end up on my Instagram while I'm pooing.
6:48 PM May 29th
via Twitter for Android
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I am titaaaaaaaniummmmmmmmmmmmmm
6:36 PM May 29th
via web
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today was perfect. could not be happier right now
5:55 PM May 29th
via web
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I hope to see everyone at eight o'clock at "Wrap'd Tight" in Bethlehem. Comedy. Music. Food. And I might even take off my pants.
12:21 PM May 29th
via txt
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Oh, you have a new boyfriend? Go on, post how you love him every 15 minutes.
10:11 AM May 29th
via Buffer
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If the police arrest a mute person. Do they tell them that they have the right to remain silent?
10:04 AM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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The reality is, today is really not a happy day for some Vets, it's a day that all the memories they tried hard to bury, come back to life.
12:09 PM May 28th
via web
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@ its so refreshing to hear a popular edm producer that takes pride in making an album. im so sick of only singles and compilations
8:07 PM May 27th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to boysnoize
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When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out... "Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?"
11:39 PM May 25th
via web
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When @ miss titles a starwars movie
6:25 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Watching
6:18 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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He forgot Sarah Marshall.
1:20 PM May 25th
via HootSuite
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Nanny uses speaker phone, holds.it up to her head, speaks too loud to begin with.
12:49 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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My son is starting to walk. I guess that's impressive. After 11 months of lying around. He still doesn't speak English. Pathetic.
4:53 AM May 24th
via WhoSay
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when I saw my innocent cousin from Maine in a gangster rap video after she moved south @
4:22 PM May 23rd
via HTC Peep
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Thank god these stitches are gone. "Glamour Sluts 3" here I come.
10:57 AM May 23rd
via txt
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Eating for the first time all day. Ordered fries, soup and bacon at work.
6:16 PM May 22nd
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- Name Michael Massa
- Location Langhorne
- Bio The official Twitter page of Michael L. Massa
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