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MichaelLander1

  1. I'm continually amazed & surprised at what kind of info people will disclose about their co-workers during a business call.
  2. @SVPshow Glad to see supreme quality "fill-ins" on the show. Some shows, not so much! Thanks!
  3. @JaxPlitt Notice you didn't post those pics from the "Photo Shoot"...Don't make me!
  4. @MitchInTheBay Just FYI, I got a DM bearing your name that said "someone is posting bad things about you" w/ a link that shows data error
  5. Si c'est que vous avez en vue, qui dois-je être en désaccord ?
  6. @ChiTownDogsLV I don't know, IS it creepy replying to random Tweets. How you feelin' right now? If you're gonna reply "OWN IT" ;)
  7. @SVPshow: Hot Damn! Anytime you can drop a Grady Wislon reference it's GOLD Baby! #LASVEGASLOCAL
  8. I don't care about your past, all I want to know is if there's a place for me in your future. -- So Damn True! (@SoDamnTrue)
  9. It was a bit of a flashback to see something, that honestly, I can't remember having seen in a long time...somebody with a hickey!
  10. @LilGeekDup Always good to hear from you :) I'm just waiting to see how it plays out. In other news...That D. Bryan is such a tool. Geez!
  11. Guy#1,,,that is an unusual name. That's not one one you hear everyday Guy# 2: Actually it is.
  12. @LilGeekDup Hey! Been outta the loop here while my phone gets replaced. Hope all is well :) How you feelin' on the Cena front?
  13. @SVPshow THANK YOU! For once somebody gets it. DON'T MESS W/ A GREAT THING. You guys are the brothers I never knew I wanted! #LASVEGASLOCAL
  14. @WhitneyCummings Those kind of women rate right up there with women who seem to miss the back when doing their hair. Not talkin' "after" sex
  15. I'M USING BIG LETTERS IN CASE IT'S LOUD WHERE YOU ARE!
  16. @edgraney @paulyhoward Well played. It's VERY social at @TheOutback. Ya also don't get the stink-eye for using Ketchup on your steak.
  17. Michael Lander @MichaelLander1 @edgraney calling @paulyhoward "socially inept". Priceless! And Ed's social credentials are what?
  18. Got a chance to meet a schizophreniac today. Nice people.
  19. I live here. Almost 12 yrs now. :)