MichaelJohnston
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Either my car is trying to mark its territory or something important is leaking out.
about 5 hours ago
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@ that's hawt
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to kaebot
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Hope everyone in Mountain Time and over is still enjoying awesome drunk Christmas time.
To the other time zones: boxing day can suck it.
about 21 hours ago
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Merry Christmas, y'all! Party hardy and don't forget to pour one out for JC
12:03 PM Dec 25th
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@ although I can't legally say, that's a pretty safe assumption to make.
Also: thanks. I thought it sucked, so that's good.
6:32 PM Dec 23rd
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in reply to scottjacksonx
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Vertigo is just God's way of reminding you to call your dealer before the weekend.
5:13 PM Dec 23rd
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@ this is not porn
1:46 AM Dec 23rd
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Oh look, Google pulled a Seinfeld
6:46 PM Dec 22nd
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@ oh good! Then you'll totally understand why I sent you a Wuggie! ;]
5:22 PM Dec 22nd
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in reply to kaebot
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Wow, this iPhone sex book is great! Currently assuming the "Warcraft Position"
4:41 PM Dec 22nd
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If I had a nickel for every time I was told how to get bikini-clad models on my iPhone..
Could someone tell me how? I'll give you my nickel
4:26 PM Dec 22nd
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@ why it's the iPhone Alley Podcast, of course! Hour-long iPhone roundtable a la TWiT, podcast award nominee, etc
11:21 PM Dec 21st
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in reply to paulkent
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Oh man, I'm SO excited about life today! This caffeine is totally doing its job.
10:47 AM Dec 21st
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Looks like the ladies of Facebook are starting to make their photos private again... AND I DON'T LIKE IT
...unforgiveable
6:29 PM Dec 19th
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@ not sure if we've met in person (I think Dave Hamilton intro'd us) but I'd love to get you on my podcast. Free on Sundays?
5:34 PM Dec 19th
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@ FOUR REAL
6:17 PM Dec 18th
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On all twelve days of Christmas @ gave to meeee... no Macworld prep and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee!
4:41 PM Dec 18th
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@ thanks for the love tonight, man!
12:32 AM Dec 18th
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Whenever I try taking off my coat in a car, I feel like Houdini escaping from his straight jacket.
You know, if Houdini were retarded.
7:29 PM Dec 17th
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I think if someone made a cafepress t-shirt for Google Chrome users, it'd have to say
"FUCK YOU I USE GOOGLE CHROME"
3:12 PM Dec 17th
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- Name Michael Johnston
- Location 42.235234,-88.952190
- Web http://michaeltjo...
- Bio Self proclaimed thought leader in the space around blue sky solutioneering.
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