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  1. If you can drive an put on makeup at the same time it doesn't mean you're a good driver, it means you are a stupid driver.
  2. RT @m_vaughn: Just when I think I'm confident with styling my websites for Internet Explorer it bends me over and makes me it's bitch ag ...
  3. Fighting the relentless urges to say, "That's what she said" in a company meeting.
  4. "If I had a nickel for every time I buckled under pressure, I'd have five nickels."
  5. "What's the username for root?" Um yeah, I'm revoking your admin rights right now. I don't care if it's just a test server.
  6. I wish easy email management existed. By easy, I mean someone besides a sysadmin would do it.
  7. RT @standaloneSA - I hate Nagios as much as I love it...5:30am disk warnings suck, just for the record.
  8. To keep meeting times reasonable, those running the meeting should get the uncomfortable chairs.
  9. @The_Jimmer_Jim I concur. I only logged in because I got a message today that @rushtheband was following me.
  10. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am seek of spam.
  11. "Every minute you avoid spending in a meeting is a minute you can get real work done instead."
  12. RT @paulballen http://bit.ly/dXUXp Facebook at work reduces workplace productivity.
  13. Any company that is run with the attitude of, "we know what's best for our users" won't last long.
  14. At least you can opt out of the #comcast DNS hijack... https://dns-opt-out.comcast.net/
  15. Great. #comcast is hijacking failed DNS lookups. Why can't they just provide an unadulterated connection to the internet?
  16. Just because it's shiny and neat, doesn't mean it's a good business investment.
  17. @yammer, any ETA on things being fixed?
  18. Many people having Yammer problems, including us... http://twitter.com/#search?q=yammer
  19. Got an SMS message from twitter around 1am this morning... I have late night messages disabled in my settings. #twitterfail
  20. Waiting for DNS servers to be fixed at #godaddy #fail Trying to figure out an easy/cheap way to NOT use godaddy in the future.