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  1. If you can drive an put on makeup at the same time it doesn't mean you're a good driver, it means you are a stupid driver. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. RT @m_vaughn: Just when I think I'm confident with styling my websites for Internet Explorer it bends me over and makes me it's bitch ag ... about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Fighting the relentless urges to say, "That's what she said" in a company meeting. 11:52 AM Nov 4th from web
  4. "If I had a nickel for every time I buckled under pressure, I'd have five nickels." 2:25 PM Sep 16th from web
  5. "What's the username for root?" Um yeah, I'm revoking your admin rights right now. I don't care if it's just a test server. 9:48 AM Sep 14th from web
  6. I wish easy email management existed. By easy, I mean someone besides a sysadmin would do it. 9:34 AM Sep 14th from web
  7. RT @standaloneSA - I hate Nagios as much as I love it...5:30am disk warnings suck, just for the record. 1:56 PM Sep 4th from web
  8. To keep meeting times reasonable, those running the meeting should get the uncomfortable chairs. 10:24 AM Aug 26th from web
  9. @The_Jimmer_Jim I concur. I only logged in because I got a message today that @rushtheband was following me. 1:26 PM Aug 5th from web
  10. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am seek of spam. 1:08 PM Jul 30th from web
  11. "Every minute you avoid spending in a meeting is a minute you can get real work done instead." 4:06 PM Jul 29th from web
  12. RT @paulballen http://bit.ly/dXUXp Facebook at work reduces workplace productivity. 1:29 PM Jul 22nd from web
  13. Any company that is run with the attitude of, "we know what's best for our users" won't last long. 8:48 AM Jul 22nd from web
  14. At least you can opt out of the #comcast DNS hijack... https://dns-opt-out.comcast.net/ 5:09 PM Jul 16th from web
  15. Great. #comcast is hijacking failed DNS lookups. Why can't they just provide an unadulterated connection to the internet? 4:54 PM Jul 16th from web
  16. Just because it's shiny and neat, doesn't mean it's a good business investment. 4:18 PM Jul 13th from web
  17. @yammer, any ETA on things being fixed? 2:51 PM Jul 9th from web
  18. Many people having Yammer problems, including us... http://twitter.com/#search?q=yammer 2:50 PM Jul 9th from web
  19. Got an SMS message from twitter around 1am this morning... I have late night messages disabled in my settings. #twitterfail 9:34 AM Jul 8th from web
  20. Waiting for DNS servers to be fixed at #godaddy #fail Trying to figure out an easy/cheap way to NOT use godaddy in the future. 8:58 PM Jun 28th from web