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  1. Waiting for DNS servers to be fixed at #godaddy #fail Trying to figure out an easy/cheap way to NOT use godaddy in the future.
  2. @CroutonBoy Oh noooo Crouton Boy too? http://bit.ly/iAkLd
  3. "There are 2 steps to scaling a DB, 1. shard the database 2. shoot yourself."
  4. @CowboyWisdom I rode a horse for the first time in ~20 years last week. I must admit it kind of made me with I had horse property.
  5. If a server crashes on the net and nobody notices, did it really crash?
  6. Strange performance on #EC2 hardware. Extracting the same tarball on "identical" hardware takes 14 min in one place and 50 min in another.
  7. Facebook is having problems (very slow, not responding) They must all be at Apple's WWDC #facebookfail
  8. RT @jkericson - The sweetest & boldest tribute t-shirts for dad: http://bit.ly/VnG8l
  9. QOTD: “If you add a nine to the availability requirement, you’ll add a zero to the price.”
  10. was able to get my email inboxes to zero yesterday #GTD Now I hope I can keep them that way.
  11. Setting up my brother's laptop to dual-boot tonight, Winblows and Kubuntu.
  12. RT @jeffbarr My son Andy is heading to Brazil and needs a place to stay: http://tr.im/andybrazil
  13. @jeffbarr, he sounds pretty good, but it kinda made my head hurt when the others were talking.
  14. Pounded by various sysadmin requests so far today. Feels like the first day back from vacation, maybe I should actually take one.
  15. Upgrade to Kubuntu Jaunty a success! Just don't run the Calendar widget, it hogs the CPU.
  16. Just closed on our refinance. 4.75% yeah!
  17. Win a free Madsen bike - http://urlpie.com/O
  18. Rule #1 for trimming tree branches: if it hits my head while I'm mowing the lawn, it gets cut off.
  19. @jimcalkins I'm a bit surprised you weren't here sooner.
  20. "We’re sorry, but your Gmail account is temporarily unavailable." more #GmailFail