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MichaelCookyall

  1. Except for Palestine. I'm pretty nationalistic for that place.
  2. I don't get nationalism. I didn't choose to be born here, so why would I go and kill someone because they weren't?
  3. I don't get why people don't trust islamic nations with nuclear weapons... America's still the only country to commit genocide with 'em.
  4. @Shindog3 do you say "quack quack" behind them?
  5. my mom thinks @playatubavich and @Hils23 hate me and that I'll be the worst room mate EVER. #FunTimesWithMom
  6. My mom is making fun of me for trying to have minimal hours at my house without wifi... #Sigh
  7. @playatubavich NATE what is our address?! I need to order new glasses to be shipped and also internet.
  8. @awarcriminalIRL who is? I'm really curious about that.
  9. winrar and daemon-tools practically come packaged with windows now. How do you not have them but pirate pc games?!
  10. why are the people commenting on the piratebay the biggest fucking morons on the planet?
  11. why would you extra a file into 500 different .rar portions before uploading it to be torrented? That adds a lot of unnecessary steps...
  12. my cat's been acting weird ever since I found the words hail satan shaved into its side.
  13. @MTOFNern I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I could handle that movie if it were real.
  14. @MTOFNern did you hear of the latest vacation movie where Chevy will play an older Clark, he's a grandpa now? Sounds like he'll be pierce ha
  15. Fuck.