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  1. RT @jacobwe: Slate's "Write like Sarah Palin" contest completely cracked me up. http://bit.ly/8S2Ksa
  2. Maverick-y! RT @davidplotz: The results of Slate's "Write like Sarah Palin" contest. http://bit.ly/8S2Ksa
  3. Good thing our economy is humming: U.S. will spend more in Afghan next year than any other nation's entire military. http://bit.ly/7jA6di
  4. Anti-social media. WSJ: Iranian government monitors Twitter, Facebook to intimidate Iranians abroad http://bit.ly/4JENF2
  5. That's gotta sting. Get your Tiger Woods Christmas Photo here. http://bit.ly/6gavOu
  6. Need a great mental break. Try this. RT @brainpicker: Patton Oswald's animation of the song "Christmas Shoes" http://is.gd/5api2
  7. RT @CharlesMBlow: Obama speech: What a rambling mess. Prosaic platitudes/patriotism. Why more troops? Who's the enemy? Where's the exit?
  8. RT @colsonwhitehead: Tiger Woods has to pay $164 fine, but he saved a bundle switching to Geico.
  9. Brilliant. Chinese TV reenactment of Tiger Woods accident. http://is.gd/59t8Q
  10. RT @TM_WorldBiz: Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods' - Times Online http://retwt.me/1KJrN (via @MssLorena)
  11. RT @StephenAtHome: Only one reason Tiger would have been in his car at that hour-- Doorbuster sale. When will the madness end, Walmart?
  12. @glecharles Also: Sazerac Rye just named best whisky in world in Whisky Bible, Britian's top whisky book--better than Scottish single malts.
  13. So exciting! What a fresh, bold editorial stroke! RT @romenesko: Charlie Rose's BusinessWeek column debuts Dec. 21. http://is.gd/58VOZ
  14. @glecharles One word: Blanton's.
  15. Because it's great. RT @carr2n: http://bit.ly/5UueKg Media Equation got huge reax the minute it went up. Not sure why, but I'll take it.
  16. Wow. The story of the day somehow gets weirder. RT @sharemefg: Reborn Coma Man’s Words May Be Bogus http://ff.im/-bYdXP
  17. RT @glecharles: Muppets perform “Bohemian Rhapsody” - By Sean Ferrell This is special! (Stay to the end.) http://tumblr.com/xbd48i9t6
  18. Seconded! RT @dhatfield: *THIS* is the best "I quit" ever!! http://is.gd/52W8i #hr #design #fb
  19. How can Jennings rip up the NBA and be mediocre in Italian league? RT @SI_24Seven: At the top of his rookie class, Bucks' Brandon Jennings
  20. RT @brainpicker: Signatures of Consciousness – a working hypothesis for what constitutes mental faculty http://is.gd/52R0c (via @nickbilton)