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  1. #iamthankfulfor Karma, which I recognize when I see a fat chick from high school who dissed me back when she was hot & I was chubby
  2. @kma08iketurner I just copped one last night. White Prius on 17" chrome.
  3. #iamthankfulfor My best friends, who are family, and who are always thinking progressively
  4. @kma08iketurner A new what?
  5. #iamthankfulfor Having a crazy family that has my back when the world shows its ass
  6. #iamthankfulfor Simple, normally unappreciated things like shoes, heat, water, sight, hearing, health, life...
  7. #iamthankfulfor Being wise enough to not smoke everything that got passed around back in high school
  8. #iamthankfulfor Not having fathered children for some of the jankier women I've dated
  9. #iamthankfulfor everything God's given me, which is everything I have
  10. #iamthankfulfor Having friends that don't take my (admittedly wack) record of keeping in touch as shade
  11. #iamthankfulfor Having a mother that read (sometimes boring) books to me every single night until I was 10 years old
  12. #questionyouhate "Can you play basketball?"
  13. @SimoneBurke Hey! I did... Hit me up on FB about it
  14. Shout out to all the folks interviewing at Hotel Palomar today; I see you
  15. EPIC, HERCULEAN FAIL... http://bit.ly/25sEFl
  16. http://bit.ly/1uLaWG
  17. "No Finito!" LOL (inside joke)
  18. "(Laugh)... And while u sit at home; bitch & moan/I got your chick alone, posin' for the picture phone..." ©MBJ
  19. "And you prob'ly thought your new freak was unique/she's spending your money at the boutique as you speak..." ©MBJ
  20. "Just 2 get the @ss u get played like a chump/she knew that u was gassed, so you paid at the pump..." ©MBJ