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  1. chisme: Edward Norton soon in Modern Family. Eddie porfis: do you want to do me do me
  2. Hate 2 admit that Modern Family is great, & a hot latin-vitch that's not me will become frich- Sofia Vergara mis respetos. U made it! Do me
  3. Obama is the luckiest MF evah.... even my sis deserved more the Nobel Peace Prize for handling my savage nieces than him.. and the fmoney!
  4. Dr. Phil looks mentally challenged but he's smart. Same thing with Dr. Oz, Dr. Drew. So Docs with tard look = great TV show host. Del carajo
  5. praying for encore dream: threesome with hugh laurie and earl jones. (cane included) Go #House
  6. start the week w/hangover and a smirk on univisions Viva el sueño: qué mierda! Watch only to dream a de la Fuente haciendome el sueño a mi
  7. @javescobar hottie why didn't you take me? I'm a Metallica fan!? this was n Miami no?
  8. La "estrella" mas tacky, malbestida, fea y chusma de la TV es la Dra. Nancy de Univisión. She'slike Chucky in drag with a faja...ja ja ja!
  9. too many good looking hos in Miami: need to lose 10 pounds! Hate fskinny vitches! Love to see all have gained weight in Grey's Anatomy!
  10. Ready for a Mojito hangover tomorrow... Y cuatro piedras pa la burra de Olga Tañón... Ignorant commie biotch!
  11. @chelsealately Hey amiga: Chuy should play Sofia Vergara's son in Modern Family, they look like clones, but Chuy is hotta
  12. Chuy from Chelsealately could be the stuntman for Sofia Vergaras son in Modern Family, no?
  13. Modern Family not bad, pensé que era funnier, pero Sofia Vergara was hot, cute funny stuff "I'm sorry: Meryl Streep could play Batman!"
  14. Biotches...invite me to google wave...had no idea what it was, but now evrybody wants it I have to have it!
  15. 2nite a review w/ mojitos el show Modern Family donde la Vergara supuestamente lo hace "natural" LMFAO oops my implant popped! cayó al pizo!
  16. Would rather ride papito Seth Rogen 1 noche than the WTF Google Wave... Por favor: get a flife! Tsunami, Quakes & real uglee shit happenin!
  17. 3 ugly truths: el Gordo de Molina sigue FAT, Charytin vive en HALLOWEEN -but she's a GILF y en vivo Jorge Ramos te enfría: 100% chiquitolina
  18. Father Cutie-aka Padre Alberto-could have done better: Ruhama is fugly, weird teeth and mentions God too much...why not sin w/me?