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  1. Days like today make me wish I paid more attention in clown college.. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @KristinaJSchulz I know so creepy I couldn't even spell creepy correctly!! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to KristinaJSchulz
  3. Hello there person staring at me in line, I'm guessing either you think you know me or you are soiling yourself, either way you are creapy! about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @backseatsurfer9 totally Yay! about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to backseatsurfer9
  5. And not one single Tiger Woods endorsing Nike condoms joke yet, seriously people have I taught you nothing.. 8:54 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  6. Think if Tiger Woods looked like Bill Gates anyone would care who he slept with, oh guess we already know that answer... 8:49 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  7. I think Yoda was correct, don't let your anger control you, but if they mess with you, cut thier heads off.. 7:36 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  8. @CTK1 don't worry they probably aren't real people anyway, that's what I keep telling myself, and my pillow is iron, the rust is a bitch 7:34 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to CTK1
  9. I consider myself a very lucky man, the squirrel back there, not so much... 7:31 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  10. Stupid gang banger on TV, if you ever compare yourself to a US Soldier again, I'll personally choke you with that fake Rolex!! 7:11 PM Dec 7th from web
  11. I hate how this Generation X kid over there is looking at me like I'm some sorta Generation KID DYNAMITE!! old guy.. 6:58 PM Dec 7th from web
  12. Dear NFL, so let me get this straight, you can't touch the receiver after 5 yards, but within 5 yards you can rape his anus? 6:57 PM Dec 7th from web
  13. Hey Capital One, I know what's in my wallet and it is not your crappy 23.99% interest plastic crap! 6:53 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. Seriously, it's like the bum who doesn't at least have a guitar or do tricks or puke upon command, now those guys get some cash 4:56 PM Dec 7th from web
  15. I know it's charity but if you aren't going to at least stop talking on the cell and ring the bell, I'm not giving you shit! 4:54 PM Dec 7th from web
  16. @dhlawrencexvii So kids have Flat Stanley's so we need a catchy name like Portent Doyle's... 4:42 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to dhlawrencexvii
  17. @Mia Very bottom left menu on FB has a "adds/Pages" button, you set it up inside there.. 4:35 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Mia
  18. Hey @greggrunberg thanks to Chaz we now know what to get that rich girl who already has everything.. Now that's a joke :) 3:35 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to greggrunberg
  19. Packing up the family for a fun trip to buy a tree, sorta feel line Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation, minus all the cocaine.. 1:28 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  20. I'm pretty sure if I were in porn my stage name would be Creepy McLightingGuy... 1:24 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie