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  1. If you can't advance, retweet.
  2. Squeeze that lemon that don't squeeze!
  3. RT @docbrite: RT If there is a special hell for writers, it would be in the forced contemplation of their own works JOHN DOS PASSOS(via ... ...
  4. RT @mia_matsumiya: This busted GPS keeps bleating loud, annoying tubular bell sounds for no reason! Time to stab myself in the vag w/ a ...
  5. Creepy ads department: An egg sun growing from a bacon landscape by Oscar Meyer.
  6. What's a "Shwibly"? Find out at shwibly.com, grow a new penis--hell, grow five new penises! With the power o' Shwibly!
  7. Speaking of great magazine titles, a new The Shwibly is imminent: with the "Ask Dr. Satan" column and the "Douchepedia"at (Shwibly.com)
  8. Inglourious Basterds is the shit. Better than Pulp Fiction or even that Chinese fetus-eating video that's circulating right now.
  9. Checking out http://bit.ly/aroqH
  10. Believing the strangest things, loving the alien.