Skip past navigation
On a mobile phone? Check out m.twitter.com!
Skip to navigation
Skip to sign in form

Hey there! MertonMuffley is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving MertonMuffley's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

MertonMuffley

@Glinner wow, that dude really can't handle his wack! 12:31 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@simonswatman great for wanks in public then? 12:13 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to simonswatman
@simonswatman how much? 10:23 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to simonswatman
@simonswatman just checking youre the real simon swatman not a clone 3:38 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to simonswatman
@simonswatman he's much funnier in Family Guy?! 3:26 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to simonswatman
Griffin also doesn't believe in refracting light with lasers, he's a hologram denialist. #bbcqt 3:11 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Griffin doesn't akso believe in 3:09 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Dimbleby going for the Christmas tie a bit early no? #bbcqt 2:50 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
@serafinowicz how come you always seem to be wearing the same tshirt? 2:57 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck in reply to serafinowicz
@moogyboobles I score 4, never realised before this was a game before! 1:44 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck in reply to moogyboobles
@DerrenBrown there was a power cut during the show Friday so I'm still stuck. Please help! 3:47 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to DerrenBrown
@ZaraMartin this must be Zara heaven! 3:41 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck in reply to ZaraMartin
Hirst may be a cock but got to say this Cartrain's work is pretty much just shite though #hirstisacock 7:45 AM Sep 6th from TweetDeck
RT @simonswatman: What's this I hear about Oasis finishing? Pity, it was one of my favourite citrus flavoured drinks. 3:23 AM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
@caitlinmoran permanently ! 3:00 AM Aug 19th from TweetDeck in reply to caitlinmoran
@flidby you should see a doctor about that. looks nasty :) 8:20 AM Aug 13th from TweetDeck in reply to flidby
@jonronson minidisk 11:10 AM Aug 9th from TweetDeck in reply to jonronson
@BreeOlson9 have a good burp, that'll sort you out! 11:07 AM Aug 9th from TweetDeck in reply to BreeOlson
@JasonBradbury I have a bit of a hangover and an iPhone . Does that count? 5:22 AM Aug 9th from TweetDeck in reply to JasonBradbury
@Slick_Boom take it up with a local bartend 5:20 AM Aug 9th from TweetDeck in reply to Slick_Boom

more

Name Jonathan Brooks
Location London
Web http://current.co...
Bio I'm a producer @ Current TV and I collect Spores, moulds and fungus

RSS feed of MertonMuffley's tweets RSS feed of MertonMuffley's favorites