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MertonMuffley

  1. @simonswatman you can also use Rivita for a nice exfoliative poo
  2. @The_Introverts thanks :), looking to cut a longer version so much great stuff I had to loose from that bit
  3. David Lynch has the best garden parties youtube.com/watch?v=6QJpY2…
  4. Moynihan's boss is very demanding... Why? youtube.com/watch?v=fAfOsQ…
  5. @DrIanto booze vortex
  6. @JoelHorwood the us's from 5 years in the future are both there apparently. They said it was cool.
  7. @NadiaKamil the cockles are out of cupboard should be a chant.
  8. @serafinowicz Why don't we do it in the road reason 8: if you take to long you may be clamped or towed.
  9. @bobbyllew get well soon big guy!
  10. @FotoPodUK agreed
  11. I bumped into Micheal Eavis in Las Vegas today. FACT.
  12. @JoelHorwood ok
  13. @DrIanto @joelhorwood I'll be there in the next 48 hours, kidnap some hookers for me!
  14. Hi @timheidecker @ericwareheim I'm from Lindon UK, how can I watch your Billion Pound Movie?