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  1. RT @Gaytheists: The Gaytheists : 1-800-SUICIDE http://bit.ly/5PUXOo #gaytheist
  2. @the_kerouac_cat @lebkin is subjecting himself to the horrors of her writing. I am amused watching him suffer.
  3. How to make #twilight more interesting: remove Bella and have Edward obsessing over non-existent person. Psychotic vampire for the win.
  4. @Mr_Puck Ha! If @toywithme isn't a sex positive site, then I don't like to orgasm. Just saying.
  5. Mrow. Lookit what my mother-in-law got me. http://bit.ly/4ThWQ5 Yum, earrings!
  6. @Mr_Puck After watching your twitter feed, I've come to the conclusion that sex blogging community is a bit whacked out.
  7. Eeeeee! Bubble Wrap! EEEEEEEE!!!! #ihavebubblewrapandiampopingitall
  8. Agreed. Although mine makes it hard to type. RT @rstevens: The weather outside is shitty. So I'll sit with a kitty.
  9. #googlewave I've got invites. About 17 of them. Gimmie a holler if you'd like.
  10. Pancakes a win. The fire alarm, not so much. Ahahaha. #myhusbandcooksnobetterthanIdo
  11. I have been commended to "Get out of the kitchen!" Apparently I'm getting pancakes for breakfast. I'm excited!
  12. RT @Gaytheists: The Gaytheists : Carnival of the Godless, Now Available at The Gaytheists! http://bit.ly/50aNbv #gaytheist
  13. Yeah, he's out. So is the cat. Screw it, I'm gonna go take a nap.
  14. Me: "Is it nap time? Your eyes are closed." Husband: "No! I'm watching football."
  15. @antitheistangie I stay in Michigan for the promise of snow. The weather is failing me right now. Snow damn you! Snow!!
  16. @antitheistangie Jealousness. We're wandering about in wool socks and three layers (top and bottom).
  17. I'm supposed to get wrapping paper. None of the metal paper, rocking paper, or country paper. Holidays bring out bad puns.
  18. @the_kerouac_cat Ooh, catch-22. Yum. That makes me feel a little better about my supposed sanity.
  19. I have just been assured that I'm not crazy. Everyone else is.
  20. @DJ_Darkness Aren't they all lolcats?