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Mermaids4Lunch

  1. I can make your day & ruin it too.
  2. Enjoy your freedom while you can.
  3. The aliens are coming back this year.
  4. I'm porn for your eyes.
  5. Lil Wayne sucks now.
  6. I hold grudges like a motherfuck.
  7. There are a couple names that piss me off when I hear or see them.
  8. The hyper-sexual insomniac watches the sun rise.
  9. You are sucking the life out of me.
  10. I'm attracted to her, with her attractive ass.
  11. Subconsciously doing what I was trying to avoid.
  12. I can be the friend, you can be the best.
  13. I can eat your heart, I can take your breath.
  14. Dude nigga.
  15. Big boobs are perfect.
  16. #bigboobsproblems I SEE NO PROBLEMS.
  17. Do that shit, make me laugh.
  18. The faces of my victims still haunt me.
  19. Dancing with my hallucinations.
  20. I have the ego of a dictator.