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  1. @Melindir meant to tell you I love the wreath.
  2. I have never had a lazy neighbor so desirous of an 8x12 piece of asphalt. Never underestimate the power of a douchebag.
  3. is @darthbender out there somewhere?
  4. @porlob "that" and I suppose and "thank you" for the suggestion.
  5. @porlob Thank sounds damn good!
  6. Getting ready to go see Gma and Gpa at the Hotel.
  7. I suppose today is the day to finally pick a side for the BYU v Utes game. No question...Utes it is!
  8. I don't go shopping at 5am ever. Me and my bed have an unalterable agreement.
  9. @dizzlepop @raychulb I won't give up the store, but know I will find them.
  10. @Melindir how did I "wow" you?
  11. If any of you go to my wife's store at 5am and are a dick. I will hunt you down.
  12. @youtah no worries...good sick.
  13. @youtah They are as sick as I expected!
  14. @juliarygaard Yeah, we think he's a cutie.
  15. @juliarygaard I think he'll be just fine. #batshitcrazy
  16. Popping my Salad Fingers cherry http://bit.ly/54RThH (@youtah @JoshSPeters)
  17. @raychulb He had a great one. It was a blast.
  18. For those of you who wanted to see the Son do his best Jackson Pollack on his birthday cake. http://bit.ly/4RwF0C
  19. @cate11 Yeah, I'll put some sloppy cake pics up later. We're waiting on Mommy to get home and Grandma and Grandpa to get here
  20. For my son on his Birthday! ♫ http://blip.fm/~gul4i