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  1. @lordsarcastico this shower of comedians don't make giving up smoking easy you know I'll be in the Priory or Pentonville before they're done 12:31 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to lordsarcastico
  2. @ntvntv no, he's one of those speccy thin w@nkers who looks like he could do a marathon at a minutes notice. Actually, might be a bloody Doc 12:08 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to ntvntv
  3. Oh and happy days, we have the first class traveller with his MaccyD's Big Fat Boys Meal. So pleased I pay 6 grand to travel with pikeys. 12:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  4. 8pm train home bloody delayed because of a trespasser at Wimbledon. here's a clue, shoot the bugger. Empty the magazine if you have to .. 12:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  5. #SWT 'suicidal passenger at Wimbledon caused blocked lines.' unfortunate...... 9:34 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  6. #SWT still, gives the Matrons of Surrey arriving at Waterloo from Chelsea Flower Show an idea of our weekly hell. Ho hum 9:31 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  7. #SWT waiting for, 'this train is cancelled, wait for further announcements' night at the Club distinct and growing possibility 9:26 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  8. #and there's no Dunkirk Spirit here let me tell u. Just a 'fought and captured in the Rearguard with a 700 mile walk to Germany ' feeling 9:21 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  9. #SWT, almost lost our first feinting lady, saved by quick-action-crumble. On they keep squeezing, must need space on the crowded concourse 9:18 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  10. # Come on down to platform 14 and join the SWT Black Hole of Calcutta Reality Show 9:15 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  11. #SWT usual hell in a handcart at Waterloo, on a train which might get moving by the next jubilee ........ 9:12 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  12. Brother to Crumble Kid - 'son, do the 100m at school. You'll still lose but its got the shortest distance between 1st and last" 11:37 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Mkts are currently like a strapless bra, half people wondering whats holding it up, other half waiting to grab with both hands when it falls 1:46 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPad
  14. New season ticket £5830; rebate for late trains and generally being buggered about like an Albanian illegal immigrant for a year, £32.70 11:58 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPad
  15. Private schools - 10% of pupils but 60% of acts in the UK pop charts. Is there a more middle class business? 8:54 AM May 14th via Mobile Web
  16. Crumble Kid to mum; 'you'd like this app Mum, 'Spells & Witchcraft.'' 'think you'll find that I wrote it son.' 1:03 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPad
  17. @timbroughtonzin chilli, beer and a great movie 3:39 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPad in reply to timbroughtonzin
  18. En route home after first summer cocktail. Note to all readers, best advice from an old hand - bin lemon / lime, use cucumber in gin. 12:42 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPad