MenAreThinking
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Should I feel guilty for laughing at this song about ? |
about 1 hour ago
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It’s not that I always have to be right, you are just the best at being wrong.
about 8 hours ago
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Random stuff that
pops in my head.
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about 8 hours ago
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Her:
I think I need surgery because of my .
My back hurts!
Me:
No, you need Spinal
Reinforcement Surgery!
about 9 hours ago
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Her:
I have .
Me:
You mean problems that don’t exist?
about 9 hours ago
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Her:
You’re kinda arrogant.
Me:
No, I’m a realist.
about 9 hours ago
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Sometimes I amaze myself with how much genius I can fit into 140 characters.
about 9 hours ago
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Any girl who RT’s my
last post might be… .
— re:
about 9 hours ago
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Shy,
Short,
Nerdy,
Sexy,
Smart,
Gymnast,
Good Hearted,
Small Town Girl…
That’s kinda specific,
but that’s what I want.
about 9 hours ago
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Honestly, I could give a shit what most people think. Let's be honest... Most people are borderline retarded.
8:02 PM May 24th
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in reply to Alexandria_Solo
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It happens, just ask or or any of the other accts that copy me ;)
RT @:
@ tweet stealing sucks
about 9 hours ago
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@ Congrats ;-)
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to DarkTan
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Plus… the sarcastic posts get girls to laugh, the romantic ones make them fall in love ;-)
Not by accident bro.
about 12 hours ago
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Lol, nope… just balancing it out.
If I had a girlfriend, I would close this account. WAY too many girls flirting with me!
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to Richie_Not_Rich
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Tell a she is smart.
Tell a she is beautiful.
If you find a girl who is
... Marry Her!
about 12 hours ago
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I was attracted by her looks,
but inspired by her heart.
It’s easy to find a ,
Not as easy to find a .
about 12 hours ago
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I stand corrected…
(See I admit when I’m wrong!)
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Wouldn’t you like and better? ;-) <—Yes!!!
about 12 hours ago
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If you wear
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I’ll still like you better in
about 13 hours ago
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My girlfriend is like a …
I don’t have a blackberry and I’m not sure I’d want one even if someone offered to give me theirs.
about 16 hours ago
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I have to class it up after that last one.
PS: I was only kidding…
I eat broccoli.
about 16 hours ago
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- Name Captain Super Genius
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- Bio A Brilliant Balance of #Sarcasm and #Wisdom. 140 Character Comedian. Part Time Philosopher. The Most Interesting Man On Twitter. Replies from @MenAreThinking2
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