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  1. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, BILL GATES.6:16 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
  2. Actually, no - I left out a word in the last sentence. Blast.6:16 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
  3. Just did a word count on the latest Shadaloo newsletter: 666. Perfect!5:35 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
  4. @PuppyLicks If by "membership cards" you mean "regular beatings", then yes.10:56 PM Oct 20th from Echofon in reply to PuppyLicks
  5. ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS: Welcome to Shadaloo. Report immediately to the PSYCHO SHOWERS for mandatory delousing and naked humiliation.7:41 AM Oct 20th from Echofon
  6. NO, BALROG, I DON'T THINK IT'S A "GIRLY DRINK" AT ALL.4:51 AM Oct 19th from Echofon
  7. ANNOUNCEMENT: This sea-breeze I'm drinking is DELICIOUS.4:29 AM Oct 19th from Echofon
  8. Chun-Li is a communist whore. Pass it on.11:58 PM Oct 13th from Echofon
  9. Oh, it was just an update. Nevermind.6:34 AM Oct 10th from Echofon
  10. WHO CHANGED MY TWITTERFOX. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.5:33 AM Oct 10th from Echofon
  11. A: A WHIRLWHINE! Ha! (Based on a true story.)8:09 PM Oct 3rd from Echofon
  12. Q: What do you call the cry of a child who has recently lost their home to a tornado?8:08 PM Oct 3rd from Echofon
  13. @thatguyinthehat Not even with a telekinetically controlled ten foot pole.12:31 AM Sep 30th from Echofon in reply to thatguyinthehat
  14. @Caz_chan I have a jar of pickled dicks in my refrigerator. No doubt your mother would recognise most of them.12:26 AM Sep 30th from Echofon in reply to Caz_chan
  15. Failing that, maybe you could call it JAR OF DICKS, because that's exactly what it tastes like.12:19 AM Sep 30th from Echofon
  16. Or, if you want to appeal to the unwashed youth demographic: www.PSYCHOMITE.com12:18 AM Sep 30th from Echofon
  17. KRAFT: I have a suggestion for your recently named-and-then-quickly-unnamed sandwich spread - one that I think people will like: PSYCHOMITE.11:58 PM Sep 29th from Echofon
  18. FOR SALE: One gas-chamber, slightly used. 200 Bison Bucks or equivalent amount in untergeld. Buyer pays delivery.10:40 PM Sep 27th from Echofon
  19. ATTENTION LINK: I have a suggestion - instead of calling your most recent game "Spirit Tracks", how about "ALL ABOARD THE FAGGOT EXPRESS"?5:31 AM Sep 27th from Echofon
  20. Ha ha ha! That was DELICIOUS!2:54 AM Sep 26th from Echofon