MelvinBison
- Balrog talks to inanimate objects. Just now, I head him say to a pie, "I love you." To a pie! The blasted thing is for eating - not wooing!5:47 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
- I can't believe Sheva and Chris Redfield went genociding without me! After I taught them how, no less!2:23 AM Jun 7th from TwitterFox
- @ralphomon Yes, but if I got ice cream at the end, doing so would be even more enjoyable!5:17 AM May 30th from TwitterFox in reply to ralphomon
- My love for Sara Lee Ultra Chocolate ice cream is absolute. I would gladly murder every one of you for the sake of a single spoonful.4:01 AM May 30th from TwitterFox
- @JonasNG Damn it! He told me he could see just fine! That's it - I'm going to skullfuck that imbecile's head right off!4:40 AM May 14th from TwitterFox in reply to JonasNG
- Why do I always get hydrogen-peroxide when I order hydrogen-cyanide? I want to GAS these priests, not bleach their blasted hair!3:36 AM May 14th from TwitterFox
- Ah! Blessed silence at last! And now I don't have to worry about posting that letter.6:04 AM May 7th from TwitterFox
- @EXTREMECATNIP The flying headstomp! Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Let's see how it goes...5:52 AM May 7th from TwitterFox in reply to EXTREMECATNIP
- On a completely unrelated topic: how does one convince a squealing child to shut its yap? I've tried beatings and that just made it louder.4:34 AM May 7th from TwitterFox
- Bah! Why do I keep misspelling "ransom" as "ransem" today? If this keeps up, I'll never get this blasted letter written!4:23 AM May 7th from TwitterFox
- @Shinji16 Deletion implies error on my part, which is not only unacceptable, but completely impossible.10:13 PM May 4th from TwitterFox in reply to Shinji16
- Curses! I meant to type that into MSN, not blasted Twitter!8:31 PM May 4th from TwitterFox
- Indeed. And then you have to clean up afterwards. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a suede couch? I7:35 PM May 4th from TwitterFox
- @locke2558 Ha! Since when can MC Hammer afford a telephone?4:28 PM May 4th from TwitterFox in reply to locke2558
- FOOD QUERY: What goes better with the pure soul of an innocent child: red wine or white?4:25 AM May 1st from TwitterFox
- I've just discovered that I can shoot gamma rays from my penis. Maybe I should open my own abortion clinic?9:02 PM Apr 29th from TwitterFox
- @Chrysalid Of course! Neither man nor woman nor robot can resist the splendour of my buttocks. I would be a fool to pretend otherwise.7:49 PM Apr 26th from TwitterFox in reply to Chrysalid
- On the advice of @Cadistra, I have purchased a pair of flattering denim jeans. JUST TRY AND RESIST ME NOW, WOMEN.2:56 AM Apr 26th from TwitterFox
- RELATED QUERY FOR FEMALES: If I were trying to attract a mate, what kind of pants would help my fantastic PSYCHO-BUNS look their best?6:11 AM Apr 25th from TwitterFox
- @Flipyap @PsychonRascal Excellent! Henceforth, you two shall be known as BUN-TOUCHERS A and B. Your deerskin gloves will arrive shortly.4:29 AM Apr 25th from TwitterFox in reply to Flipyap
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- Name Melvin Bison
- Location Shadaloo HQ
- Bio PSYCHO CRUSHER!
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