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  1. My Mom asked me to search Gurgle for new cookie recipes. I will post them on my FatBack profile and let you all know via Twinkers. 10:28 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. My chest noticed the weather change before I did. I was wondering why I was getting so many looks from guys. Booby power! 2:15 PM Oct 29th from web
  3. Visit my Online Mall at: http://melissajane.monkeyjar.com/myPage.cfm Join my list and shop from over 30 categories. 10:48 PM Oct 28th from web
  4. I took fish oil pills 5 hours ago. Why does everything still taste like tilapia? 1:07 AM Sep 13th from web
  5. One more reason why Fred Durst is a tool: http://bit.ly/pLQEi 8:40 PM Jun 28th from web
  6. The AWL Triumphantly Combines Iran and MJ: http://bit.ly/sN9ca 10:43 PM Jun 26th from web
  7. Friends at The AWL took a lot of crappy things going on in the world right now and turned it into something rather inspirational. Amazing. 10:43 PM Jun 26th from web
  8. If you want to hear the music, go to accuradio.com/mj tribute. Great web station and several tribute stations to listen to. 10:40 PM Jun 26th from web
  9. Ok, 3. It was 3 margaritas. 10:38 PM Jun 26th from web
  10. After consuming 2 margaritas, my brain found the MJ music catalog and knows the words to every song that has been playing on every station. 10:37 PM Jun 26th from web
  11. I'm sorry about MJ's death, but the new media's milking of this has only just begun. Remember books? 12:56 PM Jun 26th from web
  12. Even Fox can't say they are above the entertainment world. Poor Greta got booted for MJ death coverage. They all buy into what sells. 8:12 PM Jun 25th from web
  13. Really big of news sources to publish the last photo of MJ. Regardless of his weirdness, he still has a family that is mourning. 8:09 PM Jun 25th from web
  14. Horns 5-1 over LSU. A Taylor Jungmann shut-down. Hook 'em! 9:49 PM Jun 23rd from web
  15. I am dog ass tired from another Monday. A margarita and Kung Fu Panda await me. Don't be jealous. Its just how I roll... 4:23 PM Jun 8th from web
  16. Just watched my dog chew up her first and last jalapeno. I warned her. She's going to get the walking farts now. Great. 12:25 PM Jun 1st from web
  17. I've officially decided that I am not a fan of Mondays. 8:20 PM May 31st from web
  18. Obsessively playing Mafia Wars on FB. Why did I ever start this?! 10:22 PM May 29th from web
  19. Listening to the ladies talk love on evebeat.com. Check it out. Its a great site! 7:32 AM May 29th from web
  20. I found a new favorite site-well, new to me: wisegeek.com 8:15 AM May 26th from web