MelissaSummers
Holy Shit. My son just found an ax in our garage and was attempting to cut down a piece of fence. What the Holy Hell? I'm still shaking.
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| Too much Wednesday night fun. |
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| The girl we came to see was super funny. Thank god! |
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| Open mic night at a comedy club is sort of tortuous. |
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| I fancy myself a Popcorn Ambassador, actually Mr Popcorn PR guy. Let me help you start a Popcorn Conversation. We can drink Capri Suns too! |
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| Going out tonight. Wish it was in Brooklyn. |
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| @MrsKennedy She really was the spokesperson for the uninformed. "I don't know how to use a computer. But this seems very DANGEROUS." |
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| Ever since I watched the Today show thing my eyes have been itching. I think Kathi Lee gave my eyes an STD! |
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| @finslippy I think that's why she's uncomfortable with the phenomenon actually. |
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| My free gas is about to run out. Am terrified. |
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| I hate telling people what I do for a living. I'm going to start telling people I'm an escort. |
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| kathie lee is an idiot. |
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| I think the Today Show tries to be stupid with mommybloggers so they'll get more attention. Last time: most email since Tom Cruise interview |
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| @Dooce: Who are you? Don't show restraint. Come on! That's the whole point. |
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| THIS IS KILLING ME. I live in the eastern time zone. Why can't I watch HEATHER!!?!?!??! Damn you Stupid Today Show. |
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| want to see heather!!! grrrrrrr |
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| @blurb Take pictures of her on the TV in the green room. I don't get the 4th hour here! Dying to see her to her thing. |
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| There's a whole world of daytime TV I know nothing about. Until now. Thank you Dooce.com! |
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| Just got the saddest Melissa email: are you mad at me? My mother died. Not mad. I DON'T Know YOU |
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