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MelissaMctastic

  1. @renaissancerva thanks! They do!!
  2. Richmond: where can I recycle a toilet? (it doesn’t meet current code but that’s a lot of reusable porcelain)
  3. @kmwjimison same!!
  4. @nickdawson sounds like it :/ especially if you go to Haynes.
  5. this made me LOLS. “@HuffingtonPost: Face-eating victim's family thought he had been dead for years huff.to/Kv4ckA
  6. We bought our first coffee pot today, does that mean we are adults now?
  7. Anyone wanna come shower? twitter.com/MelissaMctasti…
  8. So now I’m confused and realizing the full extent of my crazy.
  9. Two weeks ago I was ready to boycott home depot bc they support the republicans. Went tonight with my dad and he got 10% off for military…
  10. My family pays me no regard when it comes to bottled water. Am a failure? #mccation
  11. @matthewgfreeman agreed.
  12. Crafts in the office instagr.am/p/LTajgxjnXR/
  13. Just realized that @cafedarkness and @ArielleSGoldman failed me as friends bc they did not buy me the cats and hot guys calendar.
  14. Yes. Above the fridge is a red pan.
  15. “@HuffPostCrime: Drunk, pregnant mom allegedly left her baby in the car while going to get a piercing huff.to/LJVEmF” totally normal
  16. @cafedarkness still.
  17. Why is no one else celebrating doma being ruled unconstitutional.