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MelissaMctastic

  1. @renaissancerva thanks! They do!! 37 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to renaissancerva
  2. Richmond: where can I recycle a toilet? (it doesn’t meet current code but that’s a lot of reusable porcelain) about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @kmwjimison same!! about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to kmwjimison
  4. @nickdawson sounds like it :/ especially if you go to Haynes. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nickdawson
  5. this made me LOLS. “@HuffingtonPost: Face-eating victim's family thought he had been dead for years huff.to/Kv4ckA” about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. We bought our first coffee pot today, does that mean we are adults now? about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. Anyone wanna come shower? twitter.com/MelissaMctasti… about 13 hours ago via Pic Stitch on iOS
  8. So now I’m confused and realizing the full extent of my crazy. about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. Two weeks ago I was ready to boycott home depot bc they support the republicans. Went tonight with my dad and he got 10% off for military… about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. My family pays me no regard when it comes to bottled water. Am a failure? #mccation about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. @matthewgfreeman agreed. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to matthewgfreeman
  12. Crafts in the office instagr.am/p/LTajgxjnXR/ about 19 hours ago via Instagram
  13. Just realized that @cafedarkness and @ArielleSGoldman failed me as friends bc they did not buy me the cats and hot guys calendar. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. Yes. Above the fridge is a red pan. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. “@HuffPostCrime: Drunk, pregnant mom allegedly left her baby in the car while going to get a piercing huff.to/LJVEmF” totally normal about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. @cafedarkness still. about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cafedarkness
  17. Why is no one else celebrating doma being ruled unconstitutional. about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  • Name WZL
  • Location Richmond, VA
  • Bio I'm 60% water, I'm 100% gangsta. In my spare time I reproduce Shakespearean theater with cats.
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