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  1. @tballz711 Deaw Auntie Tawa, I'ma scawed of da wongboad! You know dis! FOCK! Wuv, @laylagarberg @ToriNyberg
  2. @TheMeganEC Why would you EVER make that new years resolution???
  3. There is no misery quite like that of commuting in a snowstorm. I am soaked and I am cold.
  4. RT @DaphneWillis: As some of you may know, my New Years resolution is to perform on the Ellen show and the Chelsea Lately show... I... h ...
  5. @tballz711 lol that's hilars, are you effing kidding me? So funny. Signed, The Rack
  6. @tballz711 hahahahahaha that's perfecto!
  7. Worst Cooks In America on Food Network - EFFING HYSTERICAL! You must watch this show. I seriously can't stop giggling.
  8. Food fighter http://tinyurl.com/ya68arc
  9. Freezing cold, grey skies, back to work... I need a drink already.
  10. Just finished The Wild Things by Dave Eggers. Good book, I highly recommend.
  11. @tballz711 Who would have thought you were cute once??? Age six?
  12. I rool aht Scrrabbble
  13. Michelle Obama on Iron Chef tonight...also Batalli and Lagasse in the same kitchen? Yes please
  14. Finally saw The Hangover and don't get what people loved about it. I don't know if I even slightly giggled more than once...
  15. I don't know exactly why, but I've got a feeling that 2010 is going to be awesome!!
  16. Cheese fries - the cure to all hangovers
  17. DHS police were all over Ogilvie station this morning. Has our threat level risen or did a suburbanite get out of control?
  18. Maryoke rulea
  19. @MissLDN ha ha ha, perfecto! You're poised for stardom! Let me know when you're out stumbling out of clubs and I'll alert Perez and TMZ
  20. @TrixterMLE Hey! I just read that! Asshat! I don't ALWAYS cook with booze! Just... sometimes.. sort of often...