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  1. Off to work. I don't like St. Paul anymore. All I want for Christmas is Minneapolis. about 8 hours ago from web
  2. All I want is one weekend where I don't do ANYTHING. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Quote of the night: "Geez, that little Russian guy hates everything!" 8:15 PM Dec 5th from mobile web
  4. Going to meet some fellow North American Log Home Building Minnesotans... this could get ugly! 4:47 PM Dec 5th from mobile web
  5. I ate so much salt last night that I woke up at 4 a.m. and drank three bottles of water. I have yet to urinate. 4:04 PM Dec 2nd from web
  6. The Biggest Loser contest at work starts tomorrow. My dinner tonight: Pizza, chips, ice cream. Think I'll wash it down with melted butter. 8:43 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. I don't trust people who's gums are twice as big as their teeth. 7:43 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. I'm excited to start working in downtown Minneapolis again. I've missed pretending to not hear the Scientologists asking to run tests on me. 3:41 PM Nov 30th from web
  9. @brokenlizard Nose hair!! The unibrow can easily be managed. 3:36 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to brokenlizard
  10. @janellekay My hubby surprised me by not putting down the toilet seat this morning. 10:44 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to janellekay
  11. Today I accidentally left my in-laws a message of me singing along to the Britney Spear's song 3. 1:07 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. Can't freaking wait for @beattexas and @jenniferfann's wedding!!!!!! 8:33 PM Nov 27th from web
  13. Man, I love my Dad. 3:31 PM Nov 27th from mobile web
  14. I think my life needs less acquaintances and more friends. 2:59 PM Nov 26th from web
  15. The best thing my husband has ever done for me is love my Dad 6:45 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  16. Sitting with my hero. 2:36 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  17. @brokenlizard There are seven. Let me know if you need diagrams. 7:56 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to brokenlizard
  18. MY DAD: This movie had better not end like this! I don't like movies that end crappy! ME: Well, it IS the Hallmark channel... 8:42 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. I find it interesting that I love winter, yet refuse to participate in any winter sports. 8:32 AM Nov 22nd from web
  20. @meredithmcclary She's a horrible human being that will bring about the apocalypse. 7:10 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to meredithmcclary
  • Name Melinda Wareham
  • Location Gumption County
  • Web http://www.loghom...
  • Bio I enjoy naps, and a nice glass of ice water. Splitting wood is tough work. Also, I am married to a lumberjack/genius.
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