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  1. "Why a copywriter?" Wtf is this question? Why a lawyer? Why a doctor? Why do you exist? Mxim -__- 12 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. "And yes I'm kinda crazy, but that's what happens baby, when ya give it to me, shouldn't have give it to me good like that.." about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. The Jameson needs to sink in later... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. @LanceTheWitten Thank you Lancey! My doctor's bill for the cracked rib cage is in the post though. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to LanceTheWitten
  5. "Delectable" makes me sound like such a molester ☹ RT @FoxxiBee: "I miss your love and your delectable boobies!!<3<3" ~ Mel to me :') about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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  12. HELLO!! *waves like a retard* :D about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. Ai wait , are people on my TL bragging again to nobody in particular...*loggs off* back to work rather. about 23 hours ago via web
  14. I will see your pretty face tomorrow @bradleykees <3 about 23 hours ago via web
  15. @clarencesdb Been underground for a few days...lol. I'm still contactable on my mobile number. cc @Catalysian , @Elismha. Miss you guys about 23 hours ago via web in reply to clarencesdb
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  17. @Vodacom111 Hi Thanks, needed something sorted but ya'll have BEEN offline, will visit a store tomorrow morning. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to Vodacom111
  18. Wasting Time Is New Divide in Digital Era nyti.ms/M4HB0S about 23 hours ago via Tweet Button
  19. Pronouncing the word "vintage" in the same way you'd pronounce "montage" is the height of bourgious hipster facism. about 23 hours ago via web
  • Name Holly Golightly
  • Location Cape Town,SA /\/¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\/\
  • Bio Shoes•Food•CapeTownista•Vodka advocate•Straight talk•Music•Nerd•LFC•Wildly inappropriate•Crass•In the land of the bland the girl in leopard print is Queen•PG18L
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