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MelbourneBitter

  1. @oneplanetmikey @idmacman @rosewal Awesome cigarette porn. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to oneplanetmikey
  2. @DintBy JUBILEE COMEDY GOLD about 1 hour ago via web in reply to DintBy
  3. @DintBy DO YOU HAVE BUNTING? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to DintBy
  4. @farfromfamished what about takoyaki as well? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to farfromfamished
  5. @HelenRazer Whoah - are all these cunts implying echinacea does something? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to HelenRazer
  6. @idmacman @oneplanetmikey @rosewal That's true. Plus you could smoke stylishly. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to idmacman
  7. @hollysgarden @helenrazer *SNORT* about 2 hours ago via web in reply to hollysgarden
  8. @oneplanetmikey Ah yes, Club 80's *smelling salts*. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to oneplanetmikey
  9. @HelenRazer We'll find out in a couple of months. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to HelenRazer
  10. @oneplanetmikey I love it. Ball games are over-rated anyway. Have you contracted The Vapours yet? about 3 hours ago via web in reply to oneplanetmikey
  11. 41 minutes 12 seconds - snort count, 4. about 3 hours ago via web
  12. @oneplanetmikey @idmacman @rosewal *gay* about 3 hours ago via web in reply to oneplanetmikey
  13. @DintBy *snort* about 3 hours ago via web in reply to DintBy
  14. @DintBy AND snorting at my *own* jokes, no less. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to DintBy
  15. Only 22 minutes into transcribing a 90-minute interview and I’ve already heard myself snorting three times. Ugh. about 4 hours ago via web
  16. @klioness That's the theory I am living by. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to klioness
  17. @rosewal ha! Great story. KALE GUM! (Also reminded me I have a packet of Cheetos in the pantry) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to rosewal
  18. @rosewal Blimey. it's got me pondering. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to rosewal
  19. @Rathdownepossum That's not even one whole non-mini Twirl, so it's almost like dieting. Right? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to Rathdownepossum