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MelbaMiffle

@chymeatsix DAMNIT!x about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to chymeatsix
@chymeatsix That was probably a sincere heartfelt comment from him but you've yet to charm my knickers off so we shall see! Xx about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@chymeatsix @kimberleyw1983 I may've sicked up a little there..x about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to chymeatsix
That awkward moment when @VictoriaPerezzz emails you pics at work asking if you can see her tan lines &neglects to mention that she's naked. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@chymeatsix @kimberleyw1983 At my age, my eyesight is so bad I would not be able to appreciate your full beauty....xx about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@chymeatsix @KimberleyW1983 Whereas I was 55 but looked about three. #benjaminbuttondisease (I shouldn't joke, it actually exists) about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@chymeatsix I wasn't down with the kids when I was an actual kid. #Biggestmisfitever about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@chymeatsix @KimberleyW1983 I am sooooo NOT down with the kids these days! It's all very 90s. I wasn't then either. Stressful.xx about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@KimberleyW1983 You're asking ME?!? I asked my friend Google.x about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KimberleyW1983
@KimberleyW1983 And this is how we know we're old....x about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KimberleyW1983
@LucaPasqualino For a moment there I thought "shoes?" then I realised. Probably wouldn't be a good look for you... about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to LucaPasqualino
Horoscope says that anything I say today will be misunderstood. Perhaps because I can't talk without coughing but I'll stay off here anyway. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@chymeatsix You were a little too serious there. Lol.xx about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@chymeatsix So that age gap is a whopper. Does this give me the go ahead to attempt to seduce Nathan then?!?!? Ha ha.x about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to chymeatsix
@HayleyTheWANTED But I didn't touch Nathan? And it's not my fault I've got hefty thighs....... x about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to HayleyTheWANTED
@Chelsea_jarvie Speak to me later daughter...xx about 22 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chelsea_jarvie
@MrsScript Heathrow? Crikey, that'll be hectic! Good luck with that one!xx about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MrsScript
@HayleyTheWANTED Just for that, the next time I see you, I'll bite you on the ankle. I'm the right height! :p x about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to HayleyTheWANTED
@lou72_OM Are you kidding??? Gotye. Xx 7:27 AM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lou72_OM
@HayleyTheWANTED I am living proof of this. F*** me and my little stumps! :( xx 6:14 AM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to HayleyTheWANTED

Name Marissa Roberts
Location London (most of the time).
Bio When did I become hardcore? That wasn't on the agenda, not even a sniff of that in the life plan.