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MeeshHytner

  1. My doorman just told me I looked like I was coming back from a fancy business meeting. So I farted.
  2. I'm in Bushwick walking around shaving hipster beards off. You should come say hi if you get a chance, Twitter.
  3. Lotta mom-butts up in this airport today
  4. So I'm thinking about getting a LifeAlert
  5. @IamEnidColeslaw a really, really good idea
  6. Step 1: make playlist to go skating Step 2: go skating Step 3: tend to boo boos
  7. @AnnCsincsak I'm trying! Just boarded my plane. I need gin.
  8. Don't rock the boat if you can't swim
  9. @Carrie_Rachel That sounds lovely! 140 characters can only convey...nothing.
  10. Let Dominic Speak #letdominicspeak
  11. Here's a pic of my baby. RT @never_summer: Cobraaaaa instagr.am/p/J0AnCwkk_b/
  12. If you're starting a sentence with, "My psychic said..." please go get clinically sterilized.
  13. Just went to a matinee of 21 Jump Street. Guess the only other 2 people in the theater! @JesseCsincsak @AnnCsincsak
  14. "There are three things in this world I excel at: being a lawyer, blow jobs, and making matzoh ball soup" - this was just said.
  15. If you're unemployed and actively on Linkedin, you're precious.