MecumHaiku
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The robot can’t cry / so it imitates tear drops / with his master’s blood.
about 1 hour ago
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When midgets walk past, / I dare you not to whisper / “look at the midgets.”
about 4 hours ago
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Although I have tried, / it might be impossible / to shoot deer with Nerfs.
about 7 hours ago
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A toy lightsaber, / no matter how childish, / feels good in my hands.
12:16 PM Dec 21st
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The fairy princess / apparently flew too close / to that birch tree sap.
9:17 AM Dec 21st
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A Green Lantern ring / makes comic guys look awesome / and real guys look lame.
7:17 AM Dec 21st
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The lone samurai, / head bowed low in the cold rain, / picks up the baby.
4:16 PM Dec 20th
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They say God is love / and they say that love is blind, / which makes Ray Charles…
11:16 AM Dec 20th
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You’ve watched my whole life, / microscopic eyelid bugs. / How am I doing?
7:16 AM Dec 20th
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I like picking scabs. / I hate others picking scabs. / Why am I like this?
1:16 PM Dec 19th
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Could a person fly / in clothes made of bubble wrap / filled with helium?
11:16 AM Dec 19th
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Worms dry on sidewalks / while people save the dolphins. / Gross things get less love.
7:16 AM Dec 19th
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( It's a Zombie Haiku Christmas over at )
1:00 PM Dec 18th
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Zombie Mrs. Clause, / trapped under the frozen sea, / waits for the spring thaw. (The end)
9:16 AM Dec 18th
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He spoke not a word / as he drifted out of sight. / Santa is dead. Good night.
9:15 AM Dec 18th
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Santa screams in pain / as his bowl full of jelly / rips onto the ice.
9:14 AM Dec 18th
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As Santa slows down, / zombie elves overtake him / for their Christmas meal.
9:13 AM Dec 18th
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Zombie elves move slow / but so does a fat Santa / dashing through the snow.
9:12 AM Dec 18th
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The rest of the elves / who did not fall in the sea / turn to their master.
8:11 AM Dec 18th
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The ice around her / snaps, breaks, and the pile slides / into the cold sea.
8:10 AM Dec 18th
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- Name Ryan Mecum
- Location Ohio
- Web http://www.ryanme...
- Bio For the next few weeks, I'm going to tweet out some repeat haiku so I can focus finishing Werewolf Haiku.
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