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  1. I'm becoming a jaded old man, and I'm not even 25!
  2. #5: "Fiddy" won't even flinch if you try to pay for his services in jeweled-encrusted human body parts. In fact, he'll be thankful.
  3. Impression #4: The Middle East of "Fiddy"s world is pretty damn racist and slow loading its LOD. Not sure what's worse.
  4. Impression #3: "Fiddy" is well known for his ability to get shot and survive. He can also take a grenade to the face and not even notice.
  5. Impression #2: Cars are made of rubber. At least in the Middle East, anyway.
  6. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand impression #1: Like an autistic 12 year-old, "Fiddy" has trouble speaking, running, and making friends.
  7. Vegas is like a tornado. It appears randomly, looks beautiful from a distance, then leaves you totally destroyed when it's done with you.
  8. This looks like the best video game I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/o5cSn
  9. Woo! New Meaningless! http://meaninglesscomics.com/
  10. @mickifitz Go hug Brunson!
  11. MEANINGLESS IS FIXED! New comics start tomorrow!
  12. @devincf Create a doppleganger blogger (a "bloggleganger", if you will) named "Fevin Daraci" and have him post all your ill-gotten gossip.
  13. FTAW by the ways means "Funniest Thing At Work". I got tired of writing it out.
  14. Today's FTAW: The All-Father Odin's brother, Bro-din, the All-Brother.
  15. I'm not some fanboy of the Terminator franchise. That letter is just the lamest thing I've ever read. And this guy is a professional writer.
  16. Joss Whedon isn't funny. http://bit.ly/2skbY3
  17. Nevermind. It's fake. Duh. http://bit.ly/7rpBf
  18. This is either a huge joke, or this guy needs his ass kicked: http://bit.ly/uNOMb
  19. I'm so glad Slate is keeping the fake Obama Facebook page thing going. http://www.slate.com/id/2234008/
  20. I'm thinking about staying off Facebook for a while. All Sam-life updates will now be seen in Twitter vision exclusively.