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  1. @thekelliejane awwww thanks! :D
  2. @loudheadphones lmao
  3. @sonofalink Yup. 3 in May! He'll only go to sleep laying on TOP of me lately. Losing it. Lol. But thank you. :)
  4. Having one of *those* nights. Toddler not wanting to go to sleep. Wondering what I might have been if I hadn't fucked up and got married.:/
  5. I've decided the best place to meet a real man just might be the gym. I mean, honestly, when will they see you looking much worse?
  6. The best way to pull a tooth, EVER. #Win. http://bit.ly/4E0ZNN
  7. RT @wondroushippo: The only real reason to use a Twitter photo service with a long URL is if it comes with free cake or oral sex or some ...
  8. @wondroushippo bahahahahaha........
  9. Listening to a song that hurts because it's so fitting , but is so good.- Thanks to @loudheadphones - http://bit.ly/2plZAB
  10. @chiniehdiaz LOL! You crack me up :)
  11. @superapplegeek You are superman. But no jerk mode please, lolz.
  12. Dear boys:I have no sympathy for those of you that complain that you don't want a relationship, but sleep w/ppl anyway. Can't have it all.
  13. Goodnight Twitter! :)
  14. Drinking Malibu rum while doing paper work...may not be the most efficient way, but it's sure as heck the most fun ;)
  15. @thesournurse awww how sweet :)
  16. @thesournurse LOL that's so cute :)
  17. @wondroushippo LMAO.
  18. RT @teenagesleuth: In 2010 I am resolving to quit plotting acts of vengence. So I have exactly ten more days to take care of business.
  19. RT @johncmayer: Breaking: staff worker at Hollywood Records fired for misplacing "the stiletto memo" meant for Miley Cyrus.
  20. Grumpy. Grumpy. GRUMPY baby. Best birth control EVAR.