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Having one of *those* nights. Toddler not wanting to go to sleep. Wondering what I might have been if I hadn't fucked up and got married.:/8:32 PM Dec 22ndfrom Tweetie
I've decided the best place to meet a real man just might be the gym. I mean, honestly, when will they see you looking much worse?4:05 PM Dec 22ndfrom Tweetie
RT @wondroushippo: The only real reason to use a Twitter photo service with a long URL is if it comes with free cake or oral sex or some ...12:10 PM Dec 22ndfrom TweetDeck
Dear boys:I have no sympathy for those of you that complain that you don't want a relationship, but sleep w/ppl anyway. Can't have it all.2:18 AM Dec 22ndfrom Tweetie
RT @teenagesleuth: In 2010 I am resolving to quit plotting acts of vengence. So I have exactly ten more days to take care of business.10:40 PM Dec 21stfrom TweetDeck
RT @johncmayer: Breaking: staff worker at Hollywood Records fired for misplacing "the stiletto memo" meant for Miley Cyrus.10:39 PM Dec 21stfrom TweetDeck