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Mclemons67

  1. @Tre9er JS took it to a new level in Fangio's D. Looked like he was allowed to penetrate more, gap control less 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to Tre9er
  2. Robert Mugabe has been named "leader for tourism" by a UN org. In related news, Kim Jong Un has been named "leader for comedy". 12:38 AM May 30th via web
  3. Tomorrow's headline on PFT - Scout Leaves NFL Because of @SI_PeterKing >> RT @MoveTheSticks This is why I chose to leave scouting 12:05 AM May 30th via web in reply to MoveTheSticks
  4. @GenaMaree I am NEVER serious on twitter - hope I didn't offend. I am in the hippy category myself 11:43 PM May 29th via web
  5. @GenaMaree I think the bark rubs the hair off :-D 11:29 PM May 29th via web in reply to GenaMaree
  6. @micha2334 oh that's right - I forgot Padawan Josh had returned to the Empire 11:05 PM May 29th via web in reply to micha2334
  7. @SI_PeterKing wait - you're going to force Al Michaels to eat veggies? 11:03 PM May 29th via web in reply to SI_PeterKing
  8. @micha2334 The @Patriots did appear on Hard Knocks. It was called "The Empire Strikes Back" 10:52 PM May 29th via web in reply to micha2334
  9. @GenaMaree My Thanksgiving prayer that gave my mom-in-law a conniption: God is good, God is great, shove your face into your plate. 10:48 PM May 29th via web in reply to GenaMaree
  10. @GenaMaree for "hippy" the armpit hair is a tangled, 2 inch mess. For "hipster" the armpit hair is a tastefully manicured 1/2 inch. 10:47 PM May 29th via web in reply to GenaMaree
  11. @MaxGraham you've been lurking lately... hiding in the shadows. Plotting? 10:16 PM May 29th via web
  12. And also "16 & Pregnant". Any Canadians want to adopt me? >> RT @DamonBruce #Melky #Cabrera is trending in the United States (of America) 10:15 PM May 29th via web in reply to DamonBruce
  13. @MDMcArdle tempting, but the neighbors might object. Plus, he's sort of cute. 9:58 PM May 29th via web in reply to MDMcArdle
  14. @TheBigFella1911 that sounds like it's worth a shot. Better than using the pistol. Neighbors might complain. 9:42 PM May 29th via web in reply to TheBigFella1911
  15. How do I get rid of a woodpecker w/o hurting it? Every morn at 6am "tap-tap-tap" on my bedroom wall. 9:31 PM May 29th via web
  16. @lok2685 screw the masses - will *I* like it as much? Yes, I am selfish. 9:25 PM May 29th via web in reply to lok2685
  17. The world may never know >> RT @realfreemancbs Would it kill you to smile, Tim Duncan? 9:24 PM May 29th via web in reply to realfreemancbs
  18. @Valeriebrbr you are a meanie poopy-head. That's a good pic though. 9:23 PM May 29th via web in reply to Valeriebrbr
  19. @Valeriebrbr you're going to get me all their numbers as promised, right? #DirtyOldManTweet 9:22 PM May 29th via web in reply to Valeriebrbr
  20. @lok2685 there's no way Mumford top that first album, is there? 9:19 PM May 29th via web