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@yarnbee @justmaryse @helloyarn I think it's especially creepy because that boy looks like Prince Joffrey. Run, little girl. Ruuun! 8:13 AM May 24th via web in reply to yarnbee
@pepperknit @plityarn @Jacqueline_Soak @pamelawynne I live on those fumes.I haven't been unpainted since Caro & Pam cured me of nail-biting. 8:09 AM May 24th via web in reply to pepperknit
@splityarn @Jacqueline_Soak @pepperknit @pamelawynne This is brilliant!! And that red is gawjus. We can be kickass finger models at TNNA! 8:00 AM May 24th via web in reply to splityarn
I think @RuPaul needs to start a dating service for screwy straight girls. @RuPaulsDragRace is so much better than OKCupid. 7:46 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
@Yarn365 @beCraftsy I fully support your right to love handmade hosiery with all your might. I'm not sockophobic! 12:45 PM May 9th via web in reply to Yarn365
@ClaraParkes If there isn't a war on something, it isn't worth a damn. I declare war on Claramels! It is fought by stuffing me full of them. 12:40 PM May 9th via web in reply to ClaraParkes
I feel like Obama's whole "gay=people" thing is going to alienate his staunch conservative base. I hope they don't start trash-taking him. 12:36 PM May 9th via web
@ClaraParkes We can almost touch it with our collective big toe. Hopefully we'll be skinny dipping in freedoms before too long. 12:35 PM May 9th via web in reply to ClaraParkes
Yes they should.Why is equality is such a risky thing to believe in? RT "Same-sex couples should be able to get married."—President Obama 12:32 PM May 9th via web
@helloyarn Ha,awesome! I just got a new one: "I put some ideas that might be busy or something and doesn't the door that the ceiling at all" 12:19 PM May 3rd via web in reply to helloyarn
@haddy I have blackout shades.You can also get the curtains at Target.They often have them for kids rooms. Had both,prefer the shades. 11:16 AM May 3rd via web in reply to haddy
@haddy ~blink~blink~ Why the hell am I using my one big closet to store plastic bins? Why do I not have double rods and a dresser in there? 10:55 AM May 3rd via web in reply to haddy
@YarnHarlot If you start with that attitude to begin with,every stitch is a victory.I win at knitting every time I power through a 2x2 rib. 10:41 AM May 3rd via web in reply to YarnHarlot
@justmaryse It looks AMAZING!! 10:23 AM May 3rd via web in reply to justmaryse
@youroldpalmick Yeah, that would work for a Bravo reality show about your backyard shenanigans, but not HGTV. 9:53 AM May 3rd via web in reply to youroldpalmick
Switching to Vonage was worth it for the transcribed voicemails:"I'm calling from mass auto one of our jury your mom and translate for you." 9:51 AM May 3rd via web
@youroldpalmick "he completes the task by conventional means" Now I'm imagining the Dowager Countess running your coop in Downton Chickens. 9:18 AM May 3rd via web in reply to youroldpalmick
@farwellclay Thanks! I have another of this seller's skirts and she does great work. Now to find the right shoes . . . 3:42 PM Apr 24th via web in reply to farwellclay
@knitgrrl @SpunkyEclectic @farwellclay Does it come with a Doctor? Every girl needs her own Doctor. (make mine Tennant) 3:39 PM Apr 24th via web in reply to knitgrrl
This skirt is going to help me realize my dream of becoming Jan Brady. Now I need a wig and some lemons. #RetailTherapy etsy.me/I3JbbP 3:22 PM Apr 24th via web