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McYarnpants

  1. @yarnbee @justmaryse @helloyarn I think it's especially creepy because that boy looks like Prince Joffrey. Run, little girl. Ruuun!
  2. @pepperknit @plityarn @Jacqueline_Soak @pamelawynne I live on those fumes.I haven't been unpainted since Caro & Pam cured me of nail-biting.
  3. @splityarn @Jacqueline_Soak @pepperknit @pamelawynne This is brilliant!! And that red is gawjus. We can be kickass finger models at TNNA!
  4. I think @RuPaul needs to start a dating service for screwy straight girls. @RuPaulsDragRace is so much better than OKCupid.
  5. @Yarn365 @beCraftsy I fully support your right to love handmade hosiery with all your might. I'm not sockophobic!
  6. @ClaraParkes If there isn't a war on something, it isn't worth a damn. I declare war on Claramels! It is fought by stuffing me full of them.
  7. I feel like Obama's whole "gay=people" thing is going to alienate his staunch conservative base. I hope they don't start trash-taking him.
  8. @ClaraParkes We can almost touch it with our collective big toe. Hopefully we'll be skinny dipping in freedoms before too long.
  9. Yes they should.Why is equality is such a risky thing to believe in? RT "Same-sex couples should be able to get married."—President Obama
  10. @helloyarn Ha,awesome! I just got a new one: "I put some ideas that might be busy or something and doesn't the door that the ceiling at all"
  11. @haddy I have blackout shades.You can also get the curtains at Target.They often have them for kids rooms. Had both,prefer the shades.
  12. @haddy ~blink~blink~ Why the hell am I using my one big closet to store plastic bins? Why do I not have double rods and a dresser in there?
  13. @YarnHarlot If you start with that attitude to begin with,every stitch is a victory.I win at knitting every time I power through a 2x2 rib.
  14. @justmaryse It looks AMAZING!!
  15. @youroldpalmick Yeah, that would work for a Bravo reality show about your backyard shenanigans, but not HGTV.
  16. Switching to Vonage was worth it for the transcribed voicemails:"I'm calling from mass auto one of our jury your mom and translate for you."
  17. @youroldpalmick "he completes the task by conventional means" Now I'm imagining the Dowager Countess running your coop in Downton Chickens.
  18. @farwellclay Thanks! I have another of this seller's skirts and she does great work. Now to find the right shoes . . .
  19. @knitgrrl @SpunkyEclectic @farwellclay Does it come with a Doctor? Every girl needs her own Doctor. (make mine Tennant)
  20. This skirt is going to help me realize my dream of becoming Jan Brady. Now I need a wig and some lemons. #RetailTherapy etsy.me/I3JbbP