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  1. Only in Arkansas will you hear someone say, "I couldn't go to muh graduation cos' I shot muhself in the leg."8:37 AM May 20th from web
  2. I have bag lady toe nails. Must polish.1:24 PM May 15th from txt
  3. It should be mandatory that all employees get spring break, too.5:14 PM Mar 15th from web
  4. My text message went off and scared chris so much he farted. Send febreze. And cookies.10:12 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from txt
  5. Twitter is blocked from my work. The horror!8:36 AM Jul 23rd, 2008 from txt
  6. I jusT found a cheerio in my cleavage.7:41 AM May 16th, 2008 from txt
  7. Pondering the possible homo-erotic relationship between Spock and Captain Kirk. Who isn't???9:27 AM Apr 4th, 2008 from web
  8. @crewchief69 I love you, too, spanky9:21 AM Apr 4th, 2008 from web in reply to crewchief69
  9. @tigerlambgirl Hi nice lady. Yes, I'm better. I was doing all sorts of vile things when you called. How's the chirruns?10:45 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to tigerlambgirl
  10. Look at all this corporate money, hard at work. DESTROY THE MAN!9:08 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from web
  11. Yay! Mr mcknob is here! Hi sugar tits!8:57 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from txt
  12. "What are you eating, Chris?" "A cheeseburger." "I don't think that counts on a liquid diet." "If it fits in a blender, it counts."6:49 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from web
  13. Hi, Zannim! It's kind of funny in hindsight that I almost didn't post that story because I thought it was blah. I'm regularly a dumb ass8:37 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from web
  14. Thank you :) I cut my head off in my avatar. shocking, that.7:02 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from web
  15. I think I just emailed half the free world to tell them I'm twittering.6:53 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from web