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McJAWN

  1. who calls at 8am? the same kind of degenerate that leave voicemails. now I'm wide awake & I thought I would sleep in on my only day off >:(
  2. yeah kbenn owns a bunch of weird masks. http://twitpic.com/sretk
  3. the bus boy at sptr thinks we're bad moms. hahahahaha long story but it involves us giving him a baby glove.
  4. my customer has the worst dick breath & she insists on only doing business with me. the fuck outta here, go brush your goddamn teeth grimey.
  5. must have for insomniacs: EYE DROPS.
  6. @jasonrmoses do you?? it seems like we're on the same schedule.
  7. on my way to work in west (worst) Philly, I peep young dom on Washington. @drgnzrd, whatchu doing in my hood?
  8. you're the last person I want to be "linked in" with so stop inviting me to "link up" #readbetweenthelines #youwereamistake #hopoffit
  9. yummm strawberry pez :D
  10. http://twitpic.com/smpu6 - Happy Holidays!
  11. ugly sweater/party pants holiday photos with the dolphin background!!!
  12. Los jalapeños burrito party!
  13. @jasonrmoses go to bed!
  14. also, sleep is for pussies.
  15. yesss, 6am is the best time to recieve awesome news. oh and zooey deschanel is my dreamgirl!
  16. lucky charms and dexter, best combo ever.
  17. @jasonrmoses haha never lost a game yet SUCKA!!!
  18. royal tavern, come hang!
  19. iPhone kids, plays words with me, sn's sallyspark.
  20. @jasonrmoses, I never sleep either :/