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  1. I wonder what part of "I am not a graphic designer" made them think I was a graphic designer.
  2. @robcorddry Excellent, do you have skype? Do you mind posing as a software engineer? If yes, I have an interview for you to do for me.
  3. @rainnwilson I never ever thought I could say this, but, best tweet ever, man.
  4. I really gotta stop eatin tuna, seriously I'm about to.... *snore* *thump*
  5. I just taught an entire country how to double-click. Canada, your health care may just have improved a thousand-fold. PRAISE FIFE!
  6. @alicecomplex good luck, even asking for a pay check usually gets me third degree burns these days.
  7. Get me to the mountains, Lord, this lake ain't my home anymore.
  8. Everything under the sun is in tune, But the sun is eclipsed by the #moonfruit
  9. The servant waits, while the master baits.
  10. @DFWPhotoguy what did you do?
  11. I'm spending today searching ebay for ICBMs. That'll teach today to be a monday.
  12. Looking for my shelter from Dogs on the wing.
  13. Another cold front is gearing up in Canada. Michigan wonders when March will be over.
  14. I'm sitting in bed topless jiggling my whole body with my nipple. I highly recommend it.
  15. It just occurred to me that @birdmanesq used to be a rapper http://tinyurl.com/ctqnza
  16. I just took the "Required For Moonfruit Free Mac Pro" quiz and got: Make sure you take this too! #moonfruit! Try it: http://bit.ly/6cmTd
  17. #moonfruit My techno clock is tellin me its time for a new puter
  18. #ThursdayUnfollow @pop_nerd :D
  19. They need to reinstate Egg Nog for Independence Day.
  20. @frostypeaches yes, yes I am. Why do you ask?