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  1. Steve's out for mnf, toddler stole my line & told baby Jesus to call her if he needed her. It's just me, mint milanos & gossip girl.
  2. @samanthajcampen welcome home!!
  3. leaped from bed for the tree, raced to nativity to ask baby how he slept & declared that the jingle bells are for the reindeer NOT for her
  4. Mark this down: keeping tub toys in childs room= great space saver EXCEPT when bin also has bubbles. Getting familiar w gentle wash cycle.
  5. Introducing Caroline to the muppets: a true milestone, but the commercials are not making it as much fun as I'd hoped. "where Kermit go?"
  6. Well hello there massholes. Be kind & don't be fooled by our plate- we're one of you. Our driver is for sure twice as aggressive as you are.
  7. Just occuring to me that husband's thoughtful idea to take one car to work today is really his way of forcing me to be ontime. #imontoyou
  8. Also, he who knows nothing about root veggies needs to cease and desist with "party in the USA." immediately.
  9. Also, he who does not know about root veggies needs to cease and desist with the "party in the USA." Immeadiately.
  10. Steve: what's a turnip? No, seriously what's a turnip?"
  11. Yeah, no sooner than steve left to meet up with tom did i break out the doritos :) RT @angelface318: Chocolate chip cookies.....
  12. My toddler & I are both pooped today. Clearly end of pregnancy is going to be zzzzzz. She's napping and acc to steve I'm slurring my words.
  13. Stupidly excited to exercise my 10 dollar turkey coin at bigy this morning. Not so excited @ preparing mashed potatoes for daycare feast.
  14. Scariest big girl moment: going upSTAIRS to find caro had broken out and was exploring the bathroom bc it was the only room with a light on.
  15. Look around, leaves are brown... It's a hazy shade of winter. No for real - the sky looks like SNOW :( I am not ready!
  16. Does my job have anything to do with computers? No. It absolutely does not and yet I am somehow the guru up here to help seniors hulu.
  17. Best one yet. "I went to eBay & searched tobacco but no cigarettes came up." my reply: "sorry, I don't smoke." asked me 3x for other sites!
  18. My office is next to computer classroom prompting seniors to ask me ridiculous questions like "how do I get an email address?"
  19. Help. I've been turned into a frugalista by my husband and... I like it.
  20. They deserve it! RT @KMcWriter My parents won "BC Season Ticket Holders of the Month"! Don't mess with their tailgate! #bcfootball #WeAreBC