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MazoMeans

  1. Great, my mail-order company is getting sued because someone says we stole their name. Has anyone ever heard of a band called "Boyz II Men"? 8:02 AM May 30th via web
  2. Ben & Jerry's headquarters has a "flavor graveyard." Which seems like an awfully crude way to describe a bathroom. 8:34 AM May 28th via web
  3. Fixed the link for you. RT @riggirobot A hangover isn't as bad when this cheery Lady is waiting for you in the kitchen. bit.ly/KURJHO 10:20 AM May 27th via web
  4. Everyone loves looking at pictures of cute cats on Caturday, but I can't seem to get any traction for Glenn Frey-day. 9:47 AM May 26th via web
  5. #FF @danguterman, former Onion genius, current Colbert genius, finally tweeting. 11:12 AM May 25th via web
  6. As a kid growing up in D.C., I always thought we had two mayors: Mary and Barry. 7:00 AM May 25th via web
  7. "And Here's The Kicker" by @michaelbsacks is a fantastic book about comedy writing. The sequel needs a publisher: bit.ly/KlX2tW 11:13 AM May 21st via web
  8. This was not a Veronica Mars-themed bus tour of Paris, but I really wish it had been. twitter.com/MazoMeans/stat… 6:46 AM May 21st via web
  9. Just got back from a week in Paris. It was magical! twitter.com/MazoMeans/stat… 6:36 AM May 21st via web
  10. C.C. DeVille is living proof that doing too much cocaine has the same effect as picking the wrong cup at the end of "Last Crusade". 8:26 AM May 14th via web
  11. It's C.C. DeVille's birthday! Fun fact: The "C.C." stands for "CeCe CeCe". 7:54 AM May 14th via web
  12. "It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)" is a good song, but terrible relationship advice. 1:31 PM May 13th via web
  13. Today is like the Super Bowl of Brunch. 11:31 AM May 13th via web
  14. It's Canada Geese, fyi. Not Canadian Geese. #themoreyouknow 1:26 PM May 12th via web
  15. Congrats to Community! 13 is the new 22. 4:57 PM May 10th via web
  16. And what better way to celebrate than watching tonight's episode? Directed by @riggirobot, written by @DylMorgan and @JoshSiegal! Huzzah! 2:02 PM May 10th via web
  17. It's official! #30Rock #Season7 2:01 PM May 10th via web