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  1. Watching the AMA show. I don't like any of this music. I'm old. And I miss Frank Sinatra. But the scantily clad women are nice to look at!
  2. That idiot at Civil Servitude has posted a new comic about Bluff City. Yes, this one's true. Unfortunately. http://www.civilservitude.com/
  3. Was going to tweet something funny, but I forgot what it was.
  4. Sitting on couch watching Friday Night Lights. Little dog keeps kicking me while she sleeps. Big dog on floor. Mad. Wants my spot on couch.
  5. Success is measured not so much by the position one has reached in life as by the obstacles he has overcome - No, it's measured by position.
  6. RT @TweetExploders: Success is measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome
  7. Currently enjoying The Office. Michael Scott is my management idol!
  8. New insight into Bluff City government at http://www.civilservitude.com. This episode is true, although I'm better looking in real life.
  9. I didn't know what a Neti Pot was until I read about it at Civil Servitude. The video's even funnier. http://www.civilservitude.com/
  10. That idiot humorist at Civil Servitude has a funny essay on the Neti Pot. Or snot pot, if you like. Funny. http://www.civilservitude.com/
  11. And yes, I did stop to get the wife some chicken soup on my way home. What kind of husband do you think I am? Also got some icecream for me!
  12. Off to go clean my guns. Tomorrows another Monday at work. Always best to be prepared!
  13. #theresway2many idiots that vote.
  14. Wife still sick at home. Got bored & went over to the Bluff City Police shooting range to kill time. Wife texted me, she wants chicken soup.
  15. More lies about my administration at that crappy webcomic, Civil Servitude. Don't read it at http://www.civilservitude.com
  16. The wife wanted her own Blackberry once she finally realized I was talking on a phone and not a weird piece of fruit!
  17. Finally posted my October Mayors Memo. Read all about the Halloween Ball fiasco at the city's website - http://www.cityofbluffcity.org
  18. Turns out wife was in bed sick all day, so still not sure if that mess in the sink is old Raisin Bran or diarrhea. better get my flu shot!
  19. Got my Ebay antique stapler today. It doesn't take standard staples. Now have to find antique staples on Ebay. Such was my day today. *sigh*
  20. Don't tell my wife I said the word "orgy". She'll think I want a fruit salad for dinner.